I just found at McSweeney's a t-shirt that graphically represents, rather accurately, a personally significant dream I once had. How odd. I bought it, of course.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Jun 12, 2007 3:21:27 pm PDT #2750 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Allyson - Jun 12, 2007 3:37:35 pm PDT #2751 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My mom just sent me an email telling me she's planning a big book signing party for me.
And then there's this:
P.S. gavin is toilet training, he had an accident, I told him it was ok, that auntie Allyson peed on the floor when she was little. Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)
Zenkitty - Jun 12, 2007 3:39:12 pm PDT #2752 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor.
It's your first scandal!
sumi - Jun 12, 2007 3:39:42 pm PDT #2753 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
So, uh, cute. At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?
Stephanie - Jun 12, 2007 3:43:52 pm PDT #2754 of 10001
Trust my rage
Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)
This story got big laughs here, I suppose because we can all picture Ellie doing the same thing. Thankfully, she's a bit hard to understand though, so probably no one would get what she was saying.
Allyson - Jun 12, 2007 3:46:02 pm PDT #2755 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?
I think he'll wait until some old flame arrives, and then happily screech the news.
Lee - Jun 12, 2007 3:46:51 pm PDT #2756 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
happily screech the news.
Hopefully without visual aids.
-t - Jun 12, 2007 4:11:42 pm PDT #2757 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
From Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?
She knows how to fetch and she never pees on the floor.
brenda m - Jun 12, 2007 4:18:21 pm PDT #2758 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, I guess Allyson's right out.
sarameg - Jun 12, 2007 4:33:06 pm PDT #2759 of 10001
God, I love nephews. So much fun.