I just found at McSweeney's a t-shirt that graphically represents, rather accurately, a personally significant dream I once had. How odd. I bought it, of course.
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Jun 12, 2007 3:21:27 pm PDT #2750 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Allyson - Jun 12, 2007 3:37:35 pm PDT #2751 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My mom just sent me an email telling me she's planning a big book signing party for me.
And then there's this:
P.S. gavin is toilet training, he had an accident, I told him it was ok, that auntie Allyson peed on the floor when she was little. Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)
Zenkitty - Jun 12, 2007 3:39:12 pm PDT #2752 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor.
It's your first scandal!
sumi - Jun 12, 2007 3:39:42 pm PDT #2753 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
So, uh, cute. At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?
Stephanie - Jun 12, 2007 3:43:52 pm PDT #2754 of 10001
Trust my rage
Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)
This story got big laughs here, I suppose because we can all picture Ellie doing the same thing. Thankfully, she's a bit hard to understand though, so probably no one would get what she was saying.
Allyson - Jun 12, 2007 3:46:02 pm PDT #2755 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?
I think he'll wait until some old flame arrives, and then happily screech the news.
Lee - Jun 12, 2007 3:46:51 pm PDT #2756 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
happily screech the news.
Hopefully without visual aids.
-t - Jun 12, 2007 4:11:42 pm PDT #2757 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
From Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?
She knows how to fetch and she never pees on the floor.
brenda m - Jun 12, 2007 4:18:21 pm PDT #2758 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, I guess Allyson's right out.
sarameg - Jun 12, 2007 4:33:06 pm PDT #2759 of 10001
God, I love nephews. So much fun.