So, uh, cute. At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?
Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Jun 12, 2007 3:39:42 pm PDT #2753 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Stephanie - Jun 12, 2007 3:43:52 pm PDT #2754 of 10001
Trust my rage
Now he keeps saying auntie Allyson pees on the floor. (sorry)
This story got big laughs here, I suppose because we can all picture Ellie doing the same thing. Thankfully, she's a bit hard to understand though, so probably no one would get what she was saying.
Allyson - Jun 12, 2007 3:46:02 pm PDT #2755 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
At what point at your book party do you think he's going to bring this up?
I think he'll wait until some old flame arrives, and then happily screech the news.
Lee - Jun 12, 2007 3:46:51 pm PDT #2756 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
happily screech the news.
Hopefully without visual aids.
-t - Jun 12, 2007 4:11:42 pm PDT #2757 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
From Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?
She knows how to fetch and she never pees on the floor.
brenda m - Jun 12, 2007 4:18:21 pm PDT #2758 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, I guess Allyson's right out.
sarameg - Jun 12, 2007 4:33:06 pm PDT #2759 of 10001
God, I love nephews. So much fun.
Steph L. - Jun 12, 2007 4:51:11 pm PDT #2760 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort.
This is -- and I mean this in the best and most affectionate possible way -- the most McSweeney'sesque thing I have ever seen outside of an actual issue of McSweeney's.
If I didn't already have a Boy of my very own, with whom I am crazily madly topsy-turvily sweetly geekily in love, then I would be pining for blanket-fort guy.
Though, really, if I asked, The Boy would undoubtedly build a blanket fort. (It would just take him a week to do it, because he'd check building code first, and then figure out how to rig up running water in the fort, etc.)
And we do plenty of geeky things already. Like making Mobius strips (in bed). (That's so NOT a euphemism. We cut Mobius strips out of paper and then discussed how awesome they are, in terms of being spatial anomalies.) (Yes, we know they aren't REALLY spatial anomalies. It's just fun to say. Try it!)
(And did I mention that he made me a metal Mobius strip? Which I adore beyond all reason and would probably rescue before my laptop in the event of a fire?)
t /likes carrots
JZ - Jun 12, 2007 5:06:15 pm PDT #2761 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
And did I mention that he made me a metal Mobius strip?
I don't think you ever did, actually. If I weren't already a Tep/Boy shipper (his acts of love on Easter really sealed the deal), the metal Mobius strip would have just made me gone daddy gone. Bless his geekly heart and soul!
Jesse - Jun 12, 2007 5:19:19 pm PDT #2762 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If I didn't already have a Boy of my very own, with whom I am crazily madly topsy-turvily sweetly geekily in love, then I would be pining for blanket-fort guy.
Aw! I was just talking with another single friend about a married friend of ours, who seems to have Marriage Trouble, that we'd rather be single, so I'm always glad to hear about the topsy-turvy.