Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Jun 08, 2007 10:44:38 am PDT #2020 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

OMG, I'm ODing on the Schadenfreud right now....

nods


Jesse - Jun 08, 2007 10:45:04 am PDT #2021 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And blow it all on coke!

Heh.

And I just said to a coworker that Paris being dragged back to the slam is yet another aspect of today's Good News Friday! Last summer, we had a string of Good News Fridays, and I've had two good things come through today, so I'm hoping it's just the start!


Kristen - Jun 08, 2007 10:52:07 am PDT #2022 of 10001

OMG. This is like a movie.

I'm writing it right now AIFG!


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 10:52:17 am PDT #2023 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

LOS ANGELES - Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.

She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.”

[link]


Ailleann - Jun 08, 2007 10:52:32 am PDT #2024 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?

That was me and Twinkies just now.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 10:53:53 am PDT #2025 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?

That was me and Twinkies just now.

Twinkies never grow stale. They never change - they are a constant in the universe. Obviously, the problem is you.


sarameg - Jun 08, 2007 10:54:37 am PDT #2026 of 10001

How old is this child? That's a completely ridiculous reaction.


Steph L. - Jun 08, 2007 10:54:39 am PDT #2027 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

Good lord, it's not like she's being shipped off to Gitmo!

Unfortunately.


Gudanov - Jun 08, 2007 10:55:24 am PDT #2028 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?

Yep. Then I bemoan the spending of calories without a payoff.


Dana - Jun 08, 2007 10:56:59 am PDT #2029 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

How old is this child? That's a completely ridiculous reaction.

Twenty-six!!!

She got stopped for driving drunk. They suspended her license, then caught her driving without a license TWICE.