LOS ANGELES - Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.

She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.”

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You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?

That was me and Twinkies just now.

You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?

That was me and Twinkies just now.

Twinkies never grow stale. They never change - they are a constant in the universe. Obviously, the problem is you.

How old is this child? That's a completely ridiculous reaction.

Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

Good lord, it's not like she's being shipped off to Gitmo!

Unfortunately.

You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?

Yep. Then I bemoan the spending of calories without a payoff.

How old is this child? That's a completely ridiculous reaction.

Twenty-six!!!

She got stopped for driving drunk. They suspended her license, then caught her driving without a license TWICE.

She is 26 going on 12. I mean sure it would suck to be imprisoned for a few weeks, but in the scheme of things? Not worth acting like your being sent to the guillotine. Good laws.

I just keep thinking what a great episode of Veronica Mars this would make.

I do have it in me to be sympathetic that Paris is a pawn in the struggle between the sheriff and the judges - it would suck royally to have one's sentence be bounced back and forth like that. OTOH, it's nice to see that even a spoiled, no-talent, over-monied, waste-of-oxygen brat has to obey the law every once in a while.