OMG. This is like a movie.
I'm writing it right now AIFG!
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Jun 08, 2007 10:52:07 am PDT #2022 of 10001
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 10:52:17 am PDT #2023 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
LOS ANGELES - Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.
“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.
Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.
She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.”
Ailleann - Jun 08, 2007 10:52:32 am PDT #2024 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?
That was me and Twinkies just now.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2007 10:53:53 am PDT #2025 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?
That was me and Twinkies just now.
Twinkies never grow stale. They never change - they are a constant in the universe. Obviously, the problem is you.
sarameg - Jun 08, 2007 10:54:37 am PDT #2026 of 10001
How old is this child? That's a completely ridiculous reaction.
Steph L. - Jun 08, 2007 10:54:39 am PDT #2027 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
Good lord, it's not like she's being shipped off to Gitmo!
Unfortunately.
Gudanov - Jun 08, 2007 10:55:24 am PDT #2028 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You ever thought, "Man, I could really go for [insert snack here] right now?" and then been completely disappointed?
Yep. Then I bemoan the spending of calories without a payoff.
Dana - Jun 08, 2007 10:56:59 am PDT #2029 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
How old is this child? That's a completely ridiculous reaction.
Twenty-six!!!
She got stopped for driving drunk. They suspended her license, then caught her driving without a license TWICE.
Glamcookie - Jun 08, 2007 10:57:10 am PDT #2030 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
She is 26 going on 12. I mean sure it would suck to be imprisoned for a few weeks, but in the scheme of things? Not worth acting like your being sent to the guillotine. Good laws.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2007 10:57:39 am PDT #2031 of 10001
What is even happening?
I just keep thinking what a great episode of Veronica Mars this would make.