So glad to hear BiL is doing better, Cash.

I just had a very yummy sammich from Subway for lunch. Am now drinking Smart Water-hope it helps.

ION: L's husband thinks she's going to assume all the debt because she "cheated" (read:kissed a boy after they were seperated). Claims he's been reading her texts and he's shocked! shocked and hurt by what is in them! I guess shit like, "Jen who?" and "Fred cool!" really chap his ass.

Happy Anniversary to the cutest couple! big, wet, sloppy, internet kiss to you both :: MWAH ::

Cash--good news. Continued ~ma for a speedier recovery

Java, can you be hired as a headhunter. Say.. to find me a better paying job, as I am undervalued at my current employer?

No way! Well, I'm sure your grandfather and your brother never drunk-dialled in their lives. nor crashed their cars into poles.

Cash, I'm so glad he's going to be alright -- and so sorry its going to take some doing.

I'm sure your grandfather and your brother never drunk-dialled in their lives. nor crashed their cars into poles.

nope. That would be Mom.

DJ...does L have all the texts that her ex is referring to?

She might need that if he brings it to court or something.

Not that I think it would have any legal standing whatsoever, but what do I know?

DJ...does L have all the texts that her ex is referring to?

No idea, but I do know that t-mobile doesn't have a way let you access them unless they are sent to your t-mobile email address. Also, seriously? Her texts are all, I would lay folding money, just like this "You out back?" "I'm here!" "Leaving in 5" That kind of stuff.

Plus, they have no kids, more debt than assets, so all of it's "Here's how it's going to be or I'll counter-sue!" is a bunch of puffery since he can't actually just grow a pair and get or hang onto a damn job.

I mean I've gone through tough times too, but I haven't gone through 4 jobs in a year. I don't decide I "need" to live in a designer apartment in Plano, and I sure as hell don't whine after I wipe my soon to be ex-spouse's account clean.

Seriously, his response to the perfectly civil

I'm assuming by now hopefully you've gotten your severance and are on the way to getting another job.

is this

No I haven't. I've been living off of credit. I just hope we sell the house or my ulcer kills me before I have to declare bankruptcy

Java, can you be hired as a headhunter. Say.. to find me a better paying job, as I am undervalued at my current employer?

At your service!

No I haven't. I've been living off of credit. I just hope we sell the house or my ulcer kills me before I have to declare bankruptcy

Well, let's hope for the ulcer, then.

He wouldn't happen to have a life insurance policy would he? 'cause: added bonus.

He wouldn't happen to have a life insurance policy would he?

Wouldn't be worth much. Calculating his contribution to the household requires Jayne math "Lesse, take nothin' divided by nothin' carry the nothin'..."