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'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Aug 01, 2007 11:26:44 am PDT #9402 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Java, can you be hired as a headhunter. Say.. to find me a better paying job, as I am undervalued at my current employer?

At your service!


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 11:27:01 am PDT #9403 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

No I haven't. I've been living off of credit. I just hope we sell the house or my ulcer kills me before I have to declare bankruptcy

Well, let's hope for the ulcer, then.

He wouldn't happen to have a life insurance policy would he? 'cause: added bonus.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 11:31:21 am PDT #9404 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

He wouldn't happen to have a life insurance policy would he?

Wouldn't be worth much. Calculating his contribution to the household requires Jayne math "Lesse, take nothin' divided by nothin' carry the nothin'..."


erikaj - Aug 01, 2007 11:33:49 am PDT #9405 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

MM, it's lucky you and the Empress found each other. Because if we got together it would've been like...Couples' Crime Spree all the time. OTOH, I'm not passionate about camels, though they're cool. But the Bail budget might've strained things.


NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 11:40:37 am PDT #9406 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Yeah, this is a tough gig this time, it's 4:40 and I'm just now finishing work for the day.


lisah - Aug 01, 2007 11:40:48 am PDT #9407 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Choose Ulcer! Go Ulcer!


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 11:42:44 am PDT #9408 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

But the Bail budget might've strained things.

Only if they caught us, my sweet. Only if they caught us.


omnis_audis - Aug 01, 2007 11:47:39 am PDT #9409 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

But the Bail budget might've strained things.

:: starts to sing :: "That's what friends are for!! ... "


-t - Aug 01, 2007 12:30:47 pm PDT #9410 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Criminy. Much as I hope Daisy's friend doesn't get saddled with too much debt or lose too much in the way of assets it sounds like it would be worth a lot of money for her to be free of that guy. What a piece of work.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 12:37:15 pm PDT #9411 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We just did a thing where I texted her with "[soon to be ex] is a big ole poopiehead!-Just wanted to put it where he might see it."

She said another friend sent her "Only one word comes to mind when reading this self righteous rambling - doucher!!This blog is the cheesiest mess of unoriginal thoughts I've ever read! [real first name] David Thoreau is trying way too hard that it's just plain uncomfortable to read after a bit! "I became the leaf." Wow. Such transcendentalism!!"

To which I replied "Right!?! Surely if he'd seen that we wouldn't be getting the stupid frog story and the so-bad-a-Vogon-could-have-written-it poetry."

At least we're all getting a good laugh.