Early: Where'd she go? Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 01, 2007 5:18:47 am PDT #9288 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh, bah. Just had some tense words with Tom over email and I feel really shitty about it.

It's really just my day and my mood, and everything is feeding into it.

Would like to go home now plz.


NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 5:19:38 am PDT #9289 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Squidward to play you a soothing tune on his clarinet.

Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:22:01 am PDT #9290 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.

And this is a bad thing?


NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 5:24:51 am PDT #9291 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Squidward's not really my type, IJS.


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:26:22 am PDT #9292 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You have a type?

Aside from, you know...alive?


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:30:48 am PDT #9293 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

(((Cash & Fam)))


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:38:50 am PDT #9294 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Wwwwuuuhhhh?

Clancy Brown does the voice of Mr. Krabs on SpongeBob?

Really?

Huh.


Ailleann - Aug 01, 2007 5:42:31 am PDT #9295 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

OK, that's officially the craziest morning-after in Bitches ever. I'm very sad I missed it real-time. ::kicks the east coast::

{{Cash and fam}}

I would very much not like to think about any Spongebob characters in a porny context.


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:44:58 am PDT #9296 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

::kicks the east coast::

Hey!

::Bites Ailleann's ankle::

That's from Rhode Island. You don't wanna know what Massachussetts wanted me to do.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:52:36 am PDT #9297 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I tried to read the guessing game after getting home from the bar. Did not understand at all, but figured it was the Jager.

In that vein, I tried to text myself stuff overheard last night.

"You whore!" "It's the Grapevine greeting!"

"We've had this conversation before." "When?" "Like 10 minutes ago!" "Shit, I think you mean 2 kamikazies ago!"

"I'd like to do Beckham's wife." "She's too boney." "Well I'd take her to Poncho's first!"

"Well if I didn't have herpes before, I do now."

"It's like The Price Is Right!"

"Somebody lick my nipple!"

I almost didn't go last night, but thinking about taking juliana and Maria there made me want to stop in. So glad I did, lots of regulars.