I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.

Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:30:48 am PDT #9293 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

(((Cash & Fam)))


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:38:50 am PDT #9294 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Wwwwuuuhhhh?

Clancy Brown does the voice of Mr. Krabs on SpongeBob?

Really?

Huh.


Ailleann - Aug 01, 2007 5:42:31 am PDT #9295 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

OK, that's officially the craziest morning-after in Bitches ever. I'm very sad I missed it real-time. ::kicks the east coast::

{{Cash and fam}}

I would very much not like to think about any Spongebob characters in a porny context.


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:44:58 am PDT #9296 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

::kicks the east coast::

Hey!

::Bites Ailleann's ankle::

That's from Rhode Island. You don't wanna know what Massachussetts wanted me to do.


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:52:36 am PDT #9297 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I tried to read the guessing game after getting home from the bar. Did not understand at all, but figured it was the Jager.

In that vein, I tried to text myself stuff overheard last night.

"You whore!" "It's the Grapevine greeting!"

"We've had this conversation before." "When?" "Like 10 minutes ago!" "Shit, I think you mean 2 kamikazies ago!"

"I'd like to do Beckham's wife." "She's too boney." "Well I'd take her to Poncho's first!"

"Well if I didn't have herpes before, I do now."

"It's like The Price Is Right!"

"Somebody lick my nipple!"

I almost didn't go last night, but thinking about taking juliana and Maria there made me want to stop in. So glad I did, lots of regulars.


Aims - Aug 01, 2007 6:02:55 am PDT #9298 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Baby, did you get the email I sent you? About the townhouse in that neighborhood we looked at?


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 6:10:30 am PDT #9299 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Yes. Did you get my whiny reply?


Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 6:10:58 am PDT #9300 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Aimee, my outfit today is in you honor. Black gauchos and wedge sandals.


Ailleann - Aug 01, 2007 6:11:23 am PDT #9301 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

You don't wanna know what Massachussetts wanted me to do.

Aww, Mass is just a crabby bitch.

Daisy Jane's list gave me a serious college flashback. Now I feel like I should be doing shots and singing karaoke.


Aims - Aug 01, 2007 6:11:26 am PDT #9302 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WOOT! Gauchos and wedges!