Squidward to play you a soothing tune on his clarinet.
Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 5:19:38 am PDT #9289 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:22:01 am PDT #9290 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.
And this is a bad thing?
NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 5:24:51 am PDT #9291 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Squidward's not really my type, IJS.
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:26:22 am PDT #9292 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
You have a type?
Aside from, you know...alive?
Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:30:48 am PDT #9293 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
(((Cash & Fam)))
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:38:50 am PDT #9294 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Wwwwuuuhhhh?
Clancy Brown does the voice of Mr. Krabs on SpongeBob?
Really?
Huh.
Ailleann - Aug 01, 2007 5:42:31 am PDT #9295 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
OK, that's officially the craziest morning-after in Bitches ever. I'm very sad I missed it real-time. ::kicks the east coast::
{{Cash and fam}}
I would very much not like to think about any Spongebob characters in a porny context.
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:44:58 am PDT #9296 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
::kicks the east coast::
Hey!
::Bites Ailleann's ankle::
That's from Rhode Island. You don't wanna know what Massachussetts wanted me to do.
Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:52:36 am PDT #9297 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I tried to read the guessing game after getting home from the bar. Did not understand at all, but figured it was the Jager.
In that vein, I tried to text myself stuff overheard last night.
"You whore!" "It's the Grapevine greeting!"
"We've had this conversation before." "When?" "Like 10 minutes ago!" "Shit, I think you mean 2 kamikazies ago!"
"I'd like to do Beckham's wife." "She's too boney." "Well I'd take her to Poncho's first!"
"Well if I didn't have herpes before, I do now."
"It's like The Price Is Right!"
"Somebody lick my nipple!"
I almost didn't go last night, but thinking about taking juliana and Maria there made me want to stop in. So glad I did, lots of regulars.
Aims - Aug 01, 2007 6:02:55 am PDT #9298 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Baby, did you get the email I sent you? About the townhouse in that neighborhood we looked at?