Squidward to play you a soothing tune on his clarinet.
Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 5:19:38 am PDT #9289 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:22:01 am PDT #9290 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.
And this is a bad thing?
NoiseDesign - Aug 01, 2007 5:24:51 am PDT #9291 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Squidward's not really my type, IJS.
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:26:22 am PDT #9292 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
You have a type?
Aside from, you know...alive?
Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:30:48 am PDT #9293 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
(((Cash & Fam)))
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:38:50 am PDT #9294 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Wwwwuuuhhhh?
Clancy Brown does the voice of Mr. Krabs on SpongeBob?
Really?
Huh.
Ailleann - Aug 01, 2007 5:42:31 am PDT #9295 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
OK, that's officially the craziest morning-after in Bitches ever. I'm very sad I missed it real-time. ::kicks the east coast::
{{Cash and fam}}
I would very much not like to think about any Spongebob characters in a porny context.
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 5:44:58 am PDT #9296 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
::kicks the east coast::
Hey!
::Bites Ailleann's ankle::
That's from Rhode Island. You don't wanna know what Massachussetts wanted me to do.
Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 5:52:36 am PDT #9297 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I tried to read the guessing game after getting home from the bar. Did not understand at all, but figured it was the Jager.
In that vein, I tried to text myself stuff overheard last night.
"You whore!" "It's the Grapevine greeting!"
"We've had this conversation before." "When?" "Like 10 minutes ago!" "Shit, I think you mean 2 kamikazies ago!"
"I'd like to do Beckham's wife." "She's too boney." "Well I'd take her to Poncho's first!"
"Well if I didn't have herpes before, I do now."
"It's like The Price Is Right!"
"Somebody lick my nipple!"
I almost didn't go last night, but thinking about taking juliana and Maria there made me want to stop in. So glad I did, lots of regulars.
Aims - Aug 01, 2007 6:02:55 am PDT #9298 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Baby, did you get the email I sent you? About the townhouse in that neighborhood we looked at?