Me too! Let's go get really yummy cheese and very thick beers and smoke lots of cigarettes and be crabby together!!
It's like my dream date.
'Help'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Me too! Let's go get really yummy cheese and very thick beers and smoke lots of cigarettes and be crabby together!!
It's like my dream date.
Sometimes I love the IMDB quotes. Take this sample from "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi":
The Emperor: [In the throne room, Luke is watching the Imperial fleet attack the Rebels from the huge throne room window] As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
[the Emperor hits the comlink switch on his throne]
The Emperor: Fire at will, Commander!
Moff Jerjerrod: [In the Death Star's firing room, a group of hooded Imperial gunners starts priming the Death Star's superlaser - a device so advanced it can be trained on capital ships, such as the Rebel aircraft carriers. A series of tones signify that the weapon is ready] Fire!
[a second gunner hits a switch, and a huge laser beam roars down a firing shaft. The outer surface of the Death Star shows a huge laser dish start to develop, and then a titanic laser beam moves out from the Death Star's superlaser. It hits the Rebel Calamari Cruiser 'Liberty' and vaporizes the huge carrier in less than a second]
Gah. Some dork with way too much time on his hands obviously put this quote in. Herein follows how I would have done it.
The Emperor: [In the throne room, Luke is watching the Imperial fleet attack the Rebels from the huge throne room window] As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
[the Emperor hits the comlink switch on his throne]
The Emperor: Fire at will, Commander!
Death Star: [Does]
Huh. So blowing shit up is a quote, now? I'll have to keep that in mind.
Barnacles! Barnacles!
Barnacles! Barnacles!
Relax. Chill.
Perhaps you can get Squidward to play you a soothing tune on his clarinet.
::sends ND a Krabby Patty for lunch::
I am ordering Allyson's book to meet me at the new house. I've been holding off in order to have something new there waiting for me.
Oh, bah. Just had some tense words with Tom over email and I feel really shitty about it.
It's really just my day and my mood, and everything is feeding into it.
Would like to go home now plz.
Squidward to play you a soothing tune on his clarinet.
Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.
Okay, this sounds way too much like porn.
And this is a bad thing?
Squidward's not really my type, IJS.