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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?

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JZ - Jul 30, 2007 2:34:03 pm PDT #8833 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The problem with waiting is.. well.. as the guy, shouldn't I take the initiative. I know that sounds horribly old fashioned, but garrum it, it doesn't seem that many ladies do...and those that do have BF's.

I swear I have no idea what the deal is... all through my single life I would, every now and then, take the initiative and do the asking because it seemed so unfair that the guys have to do it all the damn time, and every single time I tried I got shot down. So I finally stopped. Though, really, that was still only about five or six times in three years. I have no idea if that's the usual, a half-dozen offered coffee dates before one actually succeeds in happening, but it got me (a) very sympathetic about guys and the expectation that of course they should always ask, and (b) completely discouraged about trying again myself.

So, in short, omnis, humans=confusing, and I have no idea what advice to offer. Except that if I were single and signed up for online dating and I'd gotten a nice conversation rolling, it wouldn't even occur to me to say no to a coffee date. Isn't decent conversation and coffee dates the point of the whole exhausting enterprise? Which just leads back to humans=confusing.

omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 2:39:20 pm PDT #8834 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ya JZ, one would think. But it's worse than that. Literally, once I ask, there is NO RESPONSE at all! Not even a "whoa big boy, your moving too fast". Just nothing again. Mmmm ok. I can take a hint I suppose.

Ya, with you on the humans = confusing. Maybe I'm not human. I'm perfectly logical and always makes sense. Maybe I'm Vulcan.

Nope, that confirms it. I'm just a bid dork. Which probably explains why I'm still single.

Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 2:40:09 pm PDT #8835 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm just a bid dork. Which probably explains why I'm still single.

perhaps if you tried three no trump?

ChiKat - Jul 30, 2007 2:49:53 pm PDT #8836 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

perhaps if you tried three no trump?

Ooohhh...strong hand.

§ ita § - Jul 30, 2007 2:54:48 pm PDT #8837 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

With a strong hand, do you really need a date?

juliana - Jul 30, 2007 2:59:21 pm PDT #8838 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

With a strong hand, do you really need a date?

You've got to know when to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em....

amych - Jul 30, 2007 3:00:29 pm PDT #8839 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Know when to fold 'em....

That just can't be comfortable.

NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 3:02:59 pm PDT #8840 of 10001

Our wings are not tired

That just can't be comfortable.

That's when you run away.

omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 3:06:39 pm PDT #8841 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

o god, what have I started.

ION, Just ordered Gears of War (Used). Should be here in about a week. But the last time I ordered from one of Amazon partners used, it took a week for them to get the order. Eh, it's half price, so I can't complain too much, right?

NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 3:07:16 pm PDT #8842 of 10001

Our wings are not tired

Hee. That's Xbox is getting a workout.

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