You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 2:39:20 pm PDT #8834 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ya JZ, one would think. But it's worse than that. Literally, once I ask, there is NO RESPONSE at all! Not even a "whoa big boy, your moving too fast". Just nothing again. Mmmm ok. I can take a hint I suppose.

Ya, with you on the humans = confusing. Maybe I'm not human. I'm perfectly logical and always makes sense. Maybe I'm Vulcan.

Nope, that confirms it. I'm just a bid dork. Which probably explains why I'm still single.


Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 2:40:09 pm PDT #8835 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm just a bid dork. Which probably explains why I'm still single.

perhaps if you tried three no trump?


ChiKat - Jul 30, 2007 2:49:53 pm PDT #8836 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

perhaps if you tried three no trump?

Ooohhh...strong hand.


§ ita § - Jul 30, 2007 2:54:48 pm PDT #8837 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

With a strong hand, do you really need a date?


juliana - Jul 30, 2007 2:59:21 pm PDT #8838 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

With a strong hand, do you really need a date?

You've got to know when to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em....


amych - Jul 30, 2007 3:00:29 pm PDT #8839 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Know when to fold 'em....

That just can't be comfortable.


NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 3:02:59 pm PDT #8840 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

That just can't be comfortable.

That's when you run away.


omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 3:06:39 pm PDT #8841 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

o god, what have I started.

ION, Just ordered Gears of War (Used). Should be here in about a week. But the last time I ordered from one of Amazon partners used, it took a week for them to get the order. Eh, it's half price, so I can't complain too much, right?


NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 3:07:16 pm PDT #8842 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Hee. That's Xbox is getting a workout.


omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 3:09:38 pm PDT #8843 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

which explains why I've had less motivation to clean the apartment.