I think Natter is on vacation and the temp that was supposed to fill in for Natter found another job.
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 5:49:25 am PDT #7917 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 5:49:51 am PDT #7918 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think there's not a new one yet.
Laura - Jul 25, 2007 5:51:19 am PDT #7919 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
You are welcome to Natter here, paperdol.
Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 5:56:10 am PDT #7920 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Emeline has a fever. Sigh.
She also answers yes when I ask if her ears hurt, but she answers yes if I ask if her nose is falling off.
Ah, two year olds.
JZ - Jul 25, 2007 6:10:08 am PDT #7921 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ugh, Aims. That is a totally lame, bite-o-riffic bait and switch. Glad you flagged 'em.
And congratulations on the good interview, MM. I'll be vibing "Clearly that handsome fella in the stripey tights is our only rational choice"~ma in the direction of Michigan.
Happiest of birthdays, vw! (Until next year's trumps this year's with even more happy)
My own job interview is at 1 today. I feel terrified and unprepared, though at least armed with a suit (courtesy of juliana) and grayless hair (courtesy of Clairol).
Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 6:11:13 am PDT #7922 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
And congratulations on the good interview, MM. I'll be vibing "Clearly that handsome fella in the stripey tights is our only rational choice"~ma in the direction of Michigan.
Oh. Should I have worn the tights?
And should I have been handsome?
JZ - Jul 25, 2007 6:15:33 am PDT #7923 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
For God's sake, at least tell us you wore the candy bra.
Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 6:15:57 am PDT #7924 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh for fuck's sake. L changed the locks and served the papers so dickhead has gone full blown, "I WAS NOT ANGRY TILL NOW!"
Yeah dude. Her "soul is black." She done you wrong. Can we be done now.
Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 6:18:03 am PDT #7925 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
For God's sake, at least tell us you wore the candy bra.
I thought about it, but it ruined the line of my dress.
Er...suit.
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 6:20:22 am PDT #7926 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Interviewer: Is there anything else that you can offer this company?
MM: You know... [unbuttons shirt] I do have too much candy....