For God's sake, at least tell us you wore the candy bra.
I thought about it, but it ruined the line of my dress.
Er...suit.
Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 6:18:03 am PDT #7925 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 6:20:22 am PDT #7926 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Interviewer: Is there anything else that you can offer this company?
MM: You know... [unbuttons shirt] I do have too much candy....
Lee - Jul 25, 2007 6:23:32 am PDT #7927 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy Birthday, VW!
Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 6:24:18 am PDT #7928 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Interviewer: Is there anything else that you can offer this company?
MM: You know... [unbuttons shirt] I do have too much candy....
...and then they leapt to their feet and proclaimed me their king.
Allyson - Jul 25, 2007 6:27:03 am PDT #7929 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'll be reviewed in Friday's Entertainment Weekly.
Yep. Gotta go throw up.
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 6:28:11 am PDT #7930 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'll be reviewed in Friday's Entertainment Weekly.
WOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Also, please don't throw up. Unless it will make you feel better.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 25, 2007 6:28:48 am PDT #7931 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Wow, paperdol. Scary and awesome. I'm very excited to get my issue on Friday, now. Also, I got the book yesterday and am loving it lots. (I know, I'm late to the party)
Also also, Natter is back.
lisah - Jul 25, 2007 6:40:03 am PDT #7932 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Happy birthday, vw!!! How are you celebrating??
I'll be reviewed in Friday's Entertainment Weekly.
WOOHOO!!! Can't wait to get my EW!
Steph L. - Jul 25, 2007 6:44:01 am PDT #7933 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'll be reviewed in Friday's Entertainment Weekly.
Awwwwwww YEAH!!!!
DavidS - Jul 25, 2007 6:54:02 am PDT #7934 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'll be reviewed in Friday's Entertainment Weekly.
Don't stress, it'll be a positive review.
Happy birthday, vw! I hope it's quilt-o-riffic with cake.
Keeping my fingers crossed for all the job applicants.