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'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jul 25, 2007 6:10:08 am PDT #7921 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ugh, Aims. That is a totally lame, bite-o-riffic bait and switch. Glad you flagged 'em.

And congratulations on the good interview, MM. I'll be vibing "Clearly that handsome fella in the stripey tights is our only rational choice"~ma in the direction of Michigan.

Happiest of birthdays, vw! (Until next year's trumps this year's with even more happy)

My own job interview is at 1 today. I feel terrified and unprepared, though at least armed with a suit (courtesy of juliana) and grayless hair (courtesy of Clairol).


Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 6:11:13 am PDT #7922 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

And congratulations on the good interview, MM. I'll be vibing "Clearly that handsome fella in the stripey tights is our only rational choice"~ma in the direction of Michigan.

Oh. Should I have worn the tights?

And should I have been handsome?


JZ - Jul 25, 2007 6:15:33 am PDT #7923 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

For God's sake, at least tell us you wore the candy bra.


Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 6:15:57 am PDT #7924 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh for fuck's sake. L changed the locks and served the papers so dickhead has gone full blown, "I WAS NOT ANGRY TILL NOW!"

Yeah dude. Her "soul is black." She done you wrong. Can we be done now.


Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 6:18:03 am PDT #7925 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

For God's sake, at least tell us you wore the candy bra.

I thought about it, but it ruined the line of my dress.

Er...suit.


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 6:20:22 am PDT #7926 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Interviewer: Is there anything else that you can offer this company?

MM: You know... [unbuttons shirt] I do have too much candy....


Lee - Jul 25, 2007 6:23:32 am PDT #7927 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday, VW!


Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 6:24:18 am PDT #7928 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Interviewer: Is there anything else that you can offer this company?

MM: You know... [unbuttons shirt] I do have too much candy....

...and then they leapt to their feet and proclaimed me their king.


Allyson - Jul 25, 2007 6:27:03 am PDT #7929 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'll be reviewed in Friday's Entertainment Weekly.

Yep. Gotta go throw up.


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 6:28:11 am PDT #7930 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'll be reviewed in Friday's Entertainment Weekly.

WOOOOOOOOOT!!!

Also, please don't throw up. Unless it will make you feel better.