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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:35 am PDT #7912 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So, Aims, wait...

We would just...live there and be available to show the home? Then when it's sold we have to move?

Aw, fuck that.

Besides, I think we'd suck at it. Prospective buyers would come over and we'd be all: "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" "SHUT UP, OLLIE! SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Stupid dog. Hi, so...you're here to see the home? Great, uh...let me just SHUT UP, OLLIE!! GET DOWN!! let me just kill the dog, just kidding, mostly, and, uh...don't mind the spaghetti sauce stains on the floor...and walls...and ceiling, there was a lunch experiment gone wrong, see, and, oh! This is our daughter Emeline, Emeline don't hit the people with a balloon, no. No. NO!! DO YOU WANT A TIME OUT? DO YOU?? I'M COUNTING! ONE...TWO...good choice, thank you. I'll get you some milkies in a minute. In a minute, I said. IN A MINUTE, go watch Dora. And this is the foyer..."

Probably get fired in the first week.

Nora Deirdre - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:50 am PDT #7913 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Daisy's bah is also my bah. Bah!

SailAweigh - Jul 25, 2007 5:40:54 am PDT #7914 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Happy Birthday, vw!!!!

I'll add my bahs to the herd, Aimee. Bah!

Allyson - Jul 25, 2007 5:47:40 am PDT #7915 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm lost. I can't find Natter.

Aims - Jul 25, 2007 5:49:02 am PDT #7916 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

There isn't a new one yet, luv.

How are you feeling?

tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 5:49:25 am PDT #7917 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think Natter is on vacation and the temp that was supposed to fill in for Natter found another job.

Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 5:49:51 am PDT #7918 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think there's not a new one yet.

Laura - Jul 25, 2007 5:51:19 am PDT #7919 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

You are welcome to Natter here, paperdol.

Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 5:56:10 am PDT #7920 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Emeline has a fever. Sigh.

She also answers yes when I ask if her ears hurt, but she answers yes if I ask if her nose is falling off.

Ah, two year olds.

JZ - Jul 25, 2007 6:10:08 am PDT #7921 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ugh, Aims. That is a totally lame, bite-o-riffic bait and switch. Glad you flagged 'em.

And congratulations on the good interview, MM. I'll be vibing "Clearly that handsome fella in the stripey tights is our only rational choice"~ma in the direction of Michigan.

Happiest of birthdays, vw! (Until next year's trumps this year's with even more happy)

My own job interview is at 1 today. I feel terrified and unprepared, though at least armed with a suit (courtesy of juliana) and grayless hair (courtesy of Clairol).

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