HAPPY BIRTHDAY L'IL BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Jul 25, 2007 5:25:14 am PDT #7908 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 5:29:00 am PDT #7909 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Damn, Aimee, that sucks. Would have been nice to put that info up in the first place.
Aims - Jul 25, 2007 5:30:16 am PDT #7910 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I flagged the ad. Fuckers.
Like I'm gonna pay rent to live somewhere and let people just walk all through the house willy nilly, whenever people wanted to.
Maybe if we didn't have Em, but no. I don't think so.
Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:23 am PDT #7911 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Right!?! And dress it up with your furniture, keep it spotless all the time, don't let it look lived in. Bah!
Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:35 am PDT #7912 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
So, Aims, wait...
We would just...live there and be available to show the home? Then when it's sold we have to move?
Aw, fuck that.
Besides, I think we'd suck at it. Prospective buyers would come over and we'd be all: "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" "SHUT UP, OLLIE! SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Stupid dog. Hi, so...you're here to see the home? Great, uh...let me just SHUT UP, OLLIE!! GET DOWN!! let me just kill the dog, just kidding, mostly, and, uh...don't mind the spaghetti sauce stains on the floor...and walls...and ceiling, there was a lunch experiment gone wrong, see, and, oh! This is our daughter Emeline, Emeline don't hit the people with a balloon, no. No. NO!! DO YOU WANT A TIME OUT? DO YOU?? I'M COUNTING! ONE...TWO...good choice, thank you. I'll get you some milkies in a minute. In a minute, I said. IN A MINUTE, go watch Dora. And this is the foyer..."
Probably get fired in the first week.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:50 am PDT #7913 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Daisy's bah is also my bah. Bah!
SailAweigh - Jul 25, 2007 5:40:54 am PDT #7914 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Happy Birthday, vw!!!!
I'll add my bahs to the herd, Aimee. Bah!
Allyson - Jul 25, 2007 5:47:40 am PDT #7915 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm lost. I can't find Natter.
Aims - Jul 25, 2007 5:49:02 am PDT #7916 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
There isn't a new one yet, luv.
How are you feeling?
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 5:49:25 am PDT #7917 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think Natter is on vacation and the temp that was supposed to fill in for Natter found another job.