HAPPY BIRTHDAY VW!!!
Aims! Love. That. House.
It would have been nice had they leaped to their feet and proclaimed their king and had a feast with roast ox, but I'm still hopeful.
As would have been only right and proper.
Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.
Willow ,'Him'
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Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 5:16:21 am PDT #7905 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aims - Jul 25, 2007 5:20:32 am PDT #7906 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
adds one more thing to the list of short-lived dreams
Thank you for your interest in our Showhomes property posted online. By choosing this house, you have discovered Showhomes, a national company that selects qualified individuals and families to live in and care for high-end homes on the market – without high-end expense or long-term lease.
If you qualify to be a Home Manager, you move into the Showhome for amoderate monthly fee – usually less than half of what it would normally cost to live in the home. You put your furniture and gracious style to work, maintaining the home in show-to-sell condition—while you save money.
Once the homeowner accepts an offer, we work with you to find anotherbeautiful Showhome for you to enjoy.
I would like to talk to you personally to share more information about our program. You can also go to www.showhomes.com to find additional information about our program and homes. I also attached a Home Manager application. If you think you may be interested, simply complete the application and email it back to me. Once again thank you for contacting Showhomes and I look forward to speaking with you about our properties.
Sigh.
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 5:24:01 am PDT #7907 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It would have been nice had they leaped to their feet and proclaimed their king and had a feast with roast ox, but I'm still hopeful.
An ox that had been stuffed with a pig, that had been stuffed with a lamb. And if you're really feeling crazy, you could stuff the lamb with a turducken.
ION, Birthday Happies for vw!!!
Trudy Booth - Jul 25, 2007 5:25:14 am PDT #7908 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
HAPPY BIRTHDAY L'IL BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 5:29:00 am PDT #7909 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Damn, Aimee, that sucks. Would have been nice to put that info up in the first place.
Aims - Jul 25, 2007 5:30:16 am PDT #7910 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I flagged the ad. Fuckers.
Like I'm gonna pay rent to live somewhere and let people just walk all through the house willy nilly, whenever people wanted to.
Maybe if we didn't have Em, but no. I don't think so.
Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:23 am PDT #7911 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Right!?! And dress it up with your furniture, keep it spotless all the time, don't let it look lived in. Bah!
Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:35 am PDT #7912 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
So, Aims, wait...
We would just...live there and be available to show the home? Then when it's sold we have to move?
Aw, fuck that.
Besides, I think we'd suck at it. Prospective buyers would come over and we'd be all: "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" "SHUT UP, OLLIE! SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Stupid dog. Hi, so...you're here to see the home? Great, uh...let me just SHUT UP, OLLIE!! GET DOWN!! let me just kill the dog, just kidding, mostly, and, uh...don't mind the spaghetti sauce stains on the floor...and walls...and ceiling, there was a lunch experiment gone wrong, see, and, oh! This is our daughter Emeline, Emeline don't hit the people with a balloon, no. No. NO!! DO YOU WANT A TIME OUT? DO YOU?? I'M COUNTING! ONE...TWO...good choice, thank you. I'll get you some milkies in a minute. In a minute, I said. IN A MINUTE, go watch Dora. And this is the foyer..."
Probably get fired in the first week.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 25, 2007 5:31:50 am PDT #7913 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Daisy's bah is also my bah. Bah!
SailAweigh - Jul 25, 2007 5:40:54 am PDT #7914 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Happy Birthday, vw!!!!
I'll add my bahs to the herd, Aimee. Bah!