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'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - Jul 22, 2007 10:43:15 am PDT #7628 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Handwavium makes a nice tea, I'm told. With cookies. Makes everything better.

Llama, llama, llama, llama, Vid Show! Vid Show! Llama, llama, llama..

Sorry. Kneejerk moment, there.


Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2007 10:54:42 am PDT #7629 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

llama llama duck!


Connie Neil - Jul 22, 2007 10:56:03 am PDT #7630 of 10001
brillig

You mock my llama sneezes. And here I am next to the largest Krishna community in North America--yes, in Utah. "No, I'm very sorry, I can't go to Llama Fest this year to see Krishna shoot his firey arrows and indulge in the feast, I'll just be sneezing and tearing up all over the place. It's not you, it's your llama."


Connie Neil - Jul 22, 2007 10:56:43 am PDT #7631 of 10001
brillig

And I love llamas! They're so cute and supercilious.


Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2007 11:04:15 am PDT #7632 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They're so fuzzy! and they look so disapproving. "What? You sneeze upon my person?! Fie, I shall spit at you! Psh!"


Cass - Jul 22, 2007 11:07:15 am PDT #7633 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Handwavium makes a nice tea, I'm told. With cookies. Makes everything better.
Tookie!

You mock my llama sneezes.
Well, yeah. Because you are allergic to llamas.

That's funny. Well, in text.

It wouldn't be funny if we brought llamas over to you. Then it would be cruel.

Are you allergic to alpacas too?


Connie Neil - Jul 22, 2007 11:09:09 am PDT #7634 of 10001
brillig

You sneeze upon my person?!

I've always managed not to sneeze directly upon a llama, for, lo, they are taller than me and have more spit.

A friend of mine was with me at the State Fair and suddenly decided to test the theory that the Dread Human Gaze would make lesser creatures turn away. He tried it on on an emu, staring into its eyes. Said emu got pissed and pecked him right between the eyes. It made a sound just like knocking on a coconut. Friend nearly went down with a concussion, and emu was looking very smug.

Moral: Don't piss off the petting zoo. The baby deer and goats will eat your fingers to get to the treats.


Connie Neil - Jul 22, 2007 11:10:09 am PDT #7635 of 10001
brillig

Are you allergic to alpacas too?

I've yet to be introduced to an alpaca. Please do not bring any over to test the theory. You're welcome, though, if you're llama-less.


Cashmere - Jul 22, 2007 11:12:57 am PDT #7636 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Are you allergic to alpacas, Connie?

I love llamas. They're aparently useful as guard animals with sheep herds--they live longer and are less apt to attack the sheep than dogs and are just as effective at scaring off coyotes.

So, do I take a day off of work, go to West Seattle, and spend the afternoon/evening surrounded by geebling teens, just so I can see my rockstar crush object? I can't decide.

That's a tough call. I'd probably do it, though.


Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2007 11:14:25 am PDT #7637 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Llamas scare off coyotes? That would be something to see.