Handwavium makes a nice tea, I'm told. With cookies. Makes everything better.
Llama, llama, llama, llama, Vid Show! Vid Show! Llama, llama, llama..
Sorry. Kneejerk moment, there.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Handwavium makes a nice tea, I'm told. With cookies. Makes everything better.
Llama, llama, llama, llama, Vid Show! Vid Show! Llama, llama, llama..
Sorry. Kneejerk moment, there.
llama llama duck!
You mock my llama sneezes. And here I am next to the largest Krishna community in North America--yes, in Utah. "No, I'm very sorry, I can't go to Llama Fest this year to see Krishna shoot his firey arrows and indulge in the feast, I'll just be sneezing and tearing up all over the place. It's not you, it's your llama."
And I love llamas! They're so cute and supercilious.
They're so fuzzy! and they look so disapproving. "What? You sneeze upon my person?! Fie, I shall spit at you! Psh!"
Handwavium makes a nice tea, I'm told. With cookies. Makes everything better.Tookie!
You mock my llama sneezes.Well, yeah. Because you are allergic to llamas.
That's funny. Well, in text.
It wouldn't be funny if we brought llamas over to you. Then it would be cruel.
Are you allergic to alpacas too?
You sneeze upon my person?!
I've always managed not to sneeze directly upon a llama, for, lo, they are taller than me and have more spit.
A friend of mine was with me at the State Fair and suddenly decided to test the theory that the Dread Human Gaze would make lesser creatures turn away. He tried it on on an emu, staring into its eyes. Said emu got pissed and pecked him right between the eyes. It made a sound just like knocking on a coconut. Friend nearly went down with a concussion, and emu was looking very smug.
Moral: Don't piss off the petting zoo. The baby deer and goats will eat your fingers to get to the treats.
Are you allergic to alpacas too?
I've yet to be introduced to an alpaca. Please do not bring any over to test the theory. You're welcome, though, if you're llama-less.
Are you allergic to alpacas, Connie?
I love llamas. They're aparently useful as guard animals with sheep herds--they live longer and are less apt to attack the sheep than dogs and are just as effective at scaring off coyotes.
So, do I take a day off of work, go to West Seattle, and spend the afternoon/evening surrounded by geebling teens, just so I can see my rockstar crush object? I can't decide.
That's a tough call. I'd probably do it, though.
Llamas scare off coyotes? That would be something to see.