They're so fuzzy! and they look so disapproving. "What? You sneeze upon my person?! Fie, I shall spit at you! Psh!"
Who was the real power? The Captain? or Tenille?
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Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2007 11:04:15 am PDT #7632 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Cass - Jul 22, 2007 11:07:15 am PDT #7633 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Handwavium makes a nice tea, I'm told. With cookies. Makes everything better.Tookie!
You mock my llama sneezes.Well, yeah. Because you are allergic to llamas.
That's funny. Well, in text.
It wouldn't be funny if we brought llamas over to you. Then it would be cruel.
Are you allergic to alpacas too?
Connie Neil - Jul 22, 2007 11:09:09 am PDT #7634 of 10001
brillig
You sneeze upon my person?!
I've always managed not to sneeze directly upon a llama, for, lo, they are taller than me and have more spit.
A friend of mine was with me at the State Fair and suddenly decided to test the theory that the Dread Human Gaze would make lesser creatures turn away. He tried it on on an emu, staring into its eyes. Said emu got pissed and pecked him right between the eyes. It made a sound just like knocking on a coconut. Friend nearly went down with a concussion, and emu was looking very smug.
Moral: Don't piss off the petting zoo. The baby deer and goats will eat your fingers to get to the treats.
Connie Neil - Jul 22, 2007 11:10:09 am PDT #7635 of 10001
brillig
Are you allergic to alpacas too?
I've yet to be introduced to an alpaca. Please do not bring any over to test the theory. You're welcome, though, if you're llama-less.
Cashmere - Jul 22, 2007 11:12:57 am PDT #7636 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Are you allergic to alpacas, Connie?
I love llamas. They're aparently useful as guard animals with sheep herds--they live longer and are less apt to attack the sheep than dogs and are just as effective at scaring off coyotes.
So, do I take a day off of work, go to West Seattle, and spend the afternoon/evening surrounded by geebling teens, just so I can see my rockstar crush object? I can't decide.
That's a tough call. I'd probably do it, though.
Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2007 11:14:25 am PDT #7637 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Llamas scare off coyotes? That would be something to see.
Cashmere - Jul 22, 2007 11:17:20 am PDT #7638 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I like the alpaca question x-post.
Moral: Don't piss off the petting zoo. The baby deer and goats will eat your fingers to get to the treats.
Truer words were never typed. My friend, Mo, nearly got gored by one of the more exotic, long-horned animals (I forget which one) yesterday.
Cashmere - Jul 22, 2007 11:22:23 am PDT #7639 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Cass - Jul 22, 2007 11:24:19 am PDT #7640 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Alpaca x-post, that's funny.
He tried it on on an emu, staring into its eyes. Said emu got pissed and pecked him right between the eyes. It made a sound just like knocking on a coconut. Friend nearly went down with a concussion, and emu was looking very smug.Serves him right. Offended his emu dignity, he did.
Liese S. - Jul 22, 2007 12:03:22 pm PDT #7641 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
There are llamas with the sheep near where I used to live in NM.
But then, there's one that was supposed to be a sheepherding llama, but had its own ideas about its destiny. It spent all its time standing around on top of mesas, looking very picturesquely into the middle distance. The sheep just wandered around until they fell into the wash or something.
We used to see it all the time.