My favorite of Em's is, "I yawst my rock and I can' bineit!
Dawn: Is that supposed to scare me? Spike: Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Jul 14, 2007 7:04:42 pm PDT #6626 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Burrell - Jul 14, 2007 7:07:05 pm PDT #6627 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
And I suddenly get Burrell's tag. "Sister and Isaac"
yeah, I forget that only I read it in their voices.
Hil R. - Jul 14, 2007 7:08:20 pm PDT #6628 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I kid I used to babysit pronounced my name as this weird slur of sounds that ended up kind of like "Irry." That eventually became Hirry and then Hirrary, but it took a few years before he could consistently get all the Ls and Rs in the right spots. There was a while when it was Hirraly.
Cashmere - Jul 14, 2007 7:09:51 pm PDT #6629 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
My favorite of Em's is, "I yawst my rock and I can' bineit!
Bwah!
OK, I've ordered a freakin' bathing suit from Lands' End. I hope they have enough fabric to cover me. Feh. At least they're on sale.
Now I'm going to bed to have nightmares about Owen being in that scene from Pet Sematary with a semi truck hurtling towards him while I run after him screaming his name.
erikaj - Jul 14, 2007 7:15:47 pm PDT #6630 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
The word that I pronounced most clearly when I was a little kid was "Asshole!" Actually, I'm not sure I've changed that much.
SuziQ - Jul 14, 2007 7:23:28 pm PDT #6631 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
JZ - insent.
Kids sure need constant supervision, even when it makes our hearts pound and give us nightmares. Those moments are balanced by the moments that melt our hearts. Like when a teenager asks you to chaperone a field trip. Or when your youngest still crawls up in your lap for a snuggle - even when he is almost 11 years old.
DCJensen - Jul 14, 2007 7:38:46 pm PDT #6632 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
This morning she wanted me to diagnose across 500 miles why her printer kept saying "cover open."
"Because it's broken. Buy a new one."
If one was in the same town, one might say, "I'll come over and jam something in the sensor." But from 500 miles? NSM.
brenda m - Jul 14, 2007 8:01:04 pm PDT #6633 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
My favorite of Em's is, "I yawst my rock and I can' bineit!
It's like the new "I've fallen and I can't get up."
The word that I pronounced most clearly when I was a little kid was "Asshole!" Actually, I'm not sure I've changed that much.
My brother ran around calling everyone who pissed him off "fudders". My folks were able to pass it off as baby talk.
Not so much my sister, who has yet to live down her two year old tirades of "bitchy fucker bitchy!'
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2007 8:09:27 pm PDT #6634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A friend of mine has a mom who was a total hippy chick. She taught my friend's daughter all sorts of words that maybe could have waited until later. Once his daughter (who as about two) walked naked into her parents' room, pointed to her crotch and said, "Pussy hurts." Then she said, "Kiss it." And then she got frustrated when her parents just couldn't stop laughing.
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2007 8:12:54 pm PDT #6635 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I need to make an appointment to get the gray colored again.
And you need to take it out of Owen's future allowance. Yikes!
So much this. Also admitting that, yes, I do have asthma helped. A lot, actually.
Ya THINK!?!?
Not so much my sister, who has yet to live down her two year old tirades of "bitchy fucker bitchy!'
that is screamingly funny