The word that I pronounced most clearly when I was a little kid was "Asshole!" Actually, I'm not sure I've changed that much.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jul 14, 2007 7:15:47 pm PDT #6630 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
SuziQ - Jul 14, 2007 7:23:28 pm PDT #6631 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
JZ - insent.
Kids sure need constant supervision, even when it makes our hearts pound and give us nightmares. Those moments are balanced by the moments that melt our hearts. Like when a teenager asks you to chaperone a field trip. Or when your youngest still crawls up in your lap for a snuggle - even when he is almost 11 years old.
DCJensen - Jul 14, 2007 7:38:46 pm PDT #6632 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
This morning she wanted me to diagnose across 500 miles why her printer kept saying "cover open."
"Because it's broken. Buy a new one."
If one was in the same town, one might say, "I'll come over and jam something in the sensor." But from 500 miles? NSM.
brenda m - Jul 14, 2007 8:01:04 pm PDT #6633 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
My favorite of Em's is, "I yawst my rock and I can' bineit!
It's like the new "I've fallen and I can't get up."
The word that I pronounced most clearly when I was a little kid was "Asshole!" Actually, I'm not sure I've changed that much.
My brother ran around calling everyone who pissed him off "fudders". My folks were able to pass it off as baby talk.
Not so much my sister, who has yet to live down her two year old tirades of "bitchy fucker bitchy!'
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2007 8:09:27 pm PDT #6634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A friend of mine has a mom who was a total hippy chick. She taught my friend's daughter all sorts of words that maybe could have waited until later. Once his daughter (who as about two) walked naked into her parents' room, pointed to her crotch and said, "Pussy hurts." Then she said, "Kiss it." And then she got frustrated when her parents just couldn't stop laughing.
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2007 8:12:54 pm PDT #6635 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I need to make an appointment to get the gray colored again.
And you need to take it out of Owen's future allowance. Yikes!
So much this. Also admitting that, yes, I do have asthma helped. A lot, actually.
Ya THINK!?!?
Not so much my sister, who has yet to live down her two year old tirades of "bitchy fucker bitchy!'
that is screamingly funny
vw bug - Jul 15, 2007 12:01:26 am PDT #6636 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I'm up! I'm up!
Anyone else around?
vw bug - Jul 15, 2007 12:50:06 am PDT #6637 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok. Signing off so I can put the computer in the bag. I'll probably be dark grey for the next couple of weeks. If you need to reach me, my contact info is in my LJ (or e-mail me at profile addy).
Laura - Jul 15, 2007 6:41:49 am PDT #6638 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Bye bye, vw. Safe and happy travels.
Otter Lake continues to charm me. This morning I sat listening to the stream of motorcyles going down the road, and noted that many of them were beeping. My first thought was that someone must have a Beep for Peace, or Jesus, or something sign. Nope, I look out the front door and the neighbors are sitting or standing out in front of their houses waving to the cyclists. Must be some big event of some kind because there were hundreds of them. I'll ask Mom later because I know she mentioned last year that her church paused the mass to all go out and wave to the cyclists. Charmed.
sj - Jul 15, 2007 7:10:02 am PDT #6639 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The bookcases I have been waiting to go on sale at Staples are not only on sale, but they're half price. If I get two of them, I may just be able to unpack the rest of my books! Which means they'll all be unpacked for the first time in two moves.