There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jul 13, 2007 12:16:43 pm PDT #6493 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Even if she does hide stuff from us, we love her very much

oh, so you have my housekeeper? Cause that drives me CRAZY. I say "I know I left ___ on this table" and then find it across the room because she decided to move it to a "better" place.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2007 12:19:49 pm PDT #6494 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Well, in our maid's defense, with all our crap laying everywhere, it's hard to tell what's out on purpose and what we were just too lazy to put up.


Vortex - Jul 13, 2007 12:22:08 pm PDT #6495 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yeah, we have the same person. Or the same situation, anyway :)


Scrappy - Jul 13, 2007 12:22:30 pm PDT #6496 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Since before my surgery we have had someone come every two or three weeks for $50. It's great, but no longer an option now that we'll be paying a mortgage and all. It was fun while it lasted--I HATE mopping.


javachik - Jul 13, 2007 12:24:58 pm PDT #6497 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I hate mopping and cleaning the bathrooms. I need to find a housekeeper---it's not easy finding a good one.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2007 12:30:40 pm PDT #6498 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh dear loward. Somebody let me forward this email so's you can tell me if this douche is as much of a flaming ass dick as I think he is.


javachik - Jul 13, 2007 12:31:39 pm PDT #6499 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

You can send it to me!


javachik - Jul 13, 2007 12:32:01 pm PDT #6500 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

is as much of a flaming ass dick as I think he is.

but I already agree with you!


Burrell - Jul 13, 2007 12:34:28 pm PDT #6501 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

We need someone to come here and clean, but we can't afford it.

It's absurd to think we are both professionals, both work full time, and yet can barely scrape by once you factor in daycare and a mortgage. And we only have part time daycare at that.


vw bug - Jul 13, 2007 12:36:59 pm PDT #6502 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I pay a maid service to come in and clean. They're great with Toto, and it's one less thing I have to worry about. I probably shouldn't spend the money on something I *could* do, but it doesn't get done, and then I stress about it and get stuck in a nasty pattern. I honestly think one of the reasons I'm doing so well this summer is that the house cleaning is no longer on my plate. Silly thing, but hey, find what works and stick with it, right?

ION, I talked to Miss Kara on the phone earlier, and she said to me, "You're the best Auntie Val ever. No one could ever replace you." It broke me.