No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jun 28, 2007 5:34:41 am PDT #4686 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Happy birthday Hec! You share my daddy's birthday!


DavidS - Jun 28, 2007 5:35:11 am PDT #4687 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::goes to look for pictures of kittens for the birthday boy::

It's the thought that counts.

Thank you for birthday wishes.

I'm drinking my latte out of my brand new birthday tiki mug.


Vortex - Jun 28, 2007 5:39:30 am PDT #4688 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I believe this to be true, but I just can't quite make it work in my head. Why it wouldn't save money is fine, but I don't quite get why it would actually cost. Of course, I'm not in publishing either.

I think that it's because going down four pages on a 16 page layout would leave four blank pages, and it would cost money to remove those pages after printing. But, I'm talking out of my ass at this point.


Aims - Jun 28, 2007 5:47:23 am PDT #4689 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My co-worker gave me one of those CHoward's violet candies.

Not only was it so gross I had to spit it out, but now I can't get the taste out of my mouth or off of my lips. I feel like I've been sucking on a plant.

Which, of course, I was.

ptui, ptui, ptui

I think I need a Snickers.


Sparky1 - Jun 28, 2007 5:55:33 am PDT #4690 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

RassenFrassen post office.

Mumblemumblecan'tfindmypackagethatmymommysentmumblemumble.


Aims - Jun 28, 2007 6:07:03 am PDT #4691 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

waves mighty fist at USPS

also gives stinkeye


Amy - Jun 28, 2007 6:09:03 am PDT #4692 of 10001
Because books.

Our stinkeyes are very pretty.

::glares at USPS::


Sparky1 - Jun 28, 2007 6:10:38 am PDT #4693 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

What I really hate is all the different phone numbers I have to call to try and pin this box down. And how they give me the phone number but don't tell me who/where I'll be calling next -- I have to specifically ask every time.


Cass - Jun 28, 2007 6:26:20 am PDT #4694 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy Birthday, David!

mmm, violet candies. They smell nice. And make a great vodka infuser too. Bet they'd be icky in coffee though. Mmmm, coffee...


Glamcookie - Jun 28, 2007 6:48:36 am PDT #4695 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday to Hec! Get on with your birthday-tiki-mug-having self.