Not only was it so gross I had to spit it out, but now I can't get the taste out of my mouth or off of my lips. I feel like I've been sucking on a plant.

These words are English, yet they make no sense.

Signed, can't choose between CHowards and Parma Violets, and is sadly out of both at the moment.

Plei, do you need restock next week?

I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?

Ass.

YTastesLikeAssMV

Apple Jacks:

I know this will sound weird, but if you're me, it's very cute.

My mom had back surgery six weeks ago (like Teppy had, I think -- the fusion thing?) and she's still in the brace. So I just called the house and my dad picked up.

"Can we call you back?" he says.

"Sure," I say. "Are you going out?"

Pause. "Not exactly. I'm shaving your mother's legs."

So cute. My dad wins at marriage. As well as my mom, actually.

So, ass tastes like violets?

Plei, do you need restock next week?

I do!

I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?

Mary Sue.

Just got funeral details from K. Services will be in Many, La. and burial next to my grandmother and grandfather. We're thinking of going tomorrow, staying at Mimi & Grandandy's trailer, services Saturday, fishing Saturday afternoon and then coming back home Sun before Jon has to be at work.

The sort of morbidly funny thing is, that hill where my whole family has their trailers? My grandparents and Uncle Johnny lived on it. The cemetery where they'll all be buried? At the top of that hill.

Mary Sue.

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I'll restock at the place before I head up there.

My mom had back surgery six weeks ago (like Teppy had, I think -- the fusion thing?)

I didn't have to have fusion, but other than that, I'll bet it was the same type of surgery.

Tell her a tattoo looks really cool over the scar.