Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Jun 28, 2007 6:48:36 am PDT #4695 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday to Hec! Get on with your birthday-tiki-mug-having self.


P.M. Marc - Jun 28, 2007 6:52:18 am PDT #4696 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Not only was it so gross I had to spit it out, but now I can't get the taste out of my mouth or off of my lips. I feel like I've been sucking on a plant.

These words are English, yet they make no sense.

Signed, can't choose between CHowards and Parma Violets, and is sadly out of both at the moment.


Cass - Jun 28, 2007 6:54:49 am PDT #4697 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Plei, do you need restock next week?


Amy - Jun 28, 2007 6:56:47 am PDT #4698 of 10001
Because books.

I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?


Aims - Jun 28, 2007 6:59:00 am PDT #4699 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ass.

YTastesLikeAssMV


Amy - Jun 28, 2007 7:00:58 am PDT #4700 of 10001
Because books.

Apple Jacks:

I know this will sound weird, but if you're me, it's very cute.

My mom had back surgery six weeks ago (like Teppy had, I think -- the fusion thing?) and she's still in the brace. So I just called the house and my dad picked up.

"Can we call you back?" he says.

"Sure," I say. "Are you going out?"

Pause. "Not exactly. I'm shaving your mother's legs."

So cute. My dad wins at marriage. As well as my mom, actually.


Trudy Booth - Jun 28, 2007 7:01:00 am PDT #4701 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So, ass tastes like violets?


P.M. Marc - Jun 28, 2007 7:11:09 am PDT #4702 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Plei, do you need restock next week?

I do!

I know nothing of violet candies. What does violet taste like?

Mary Sue.


Daisy Jane - Jun 28, 2007 7:12:53 am PDT #4703 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Just got funeral details from K. Services will be in Many, La. and burial next to my grandmother and grandfather. We're thinking of going tomorrow, staying at Mimi & Grandandy's trailer, services Saturday, fishing Saturday afternoon and then coming back home Sun before Jon has to be at work.

The sort of morbidly funny thing is, that hill where my whole family has their trailers? My grandparents and Uncle Johnny lived on it. The cemetery where they'll all be buried? At the top of that hill.


Cass - Jun 28, 2007 7:14:52 am PDT #4704 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mary Sue.
You ate her eyes????

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I'll restock at the place before I head up there.