Who, other than a craxy person, email's his estranged wife's friends to admonish them for her behavior?
People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.
We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.
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DavidS - Jun 25, 2007 7:10:19 am PDT #4059 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 7:13:51 am PDT #4060 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.
Apparently.
DavidS - Jun 25, 2007 7:18:04 am PDT #4061 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Apparently
The example I always remember from TT was the woman whose husband stomped out and took all the handles on the drawers in the kitchen.
Of course, there were other more horrible examples but that one always struck me for the craxy.
Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 7:20:33 am PDT #4062 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well he did take her Jack Daniels and vibrator.
ETA: We're thinking of turning it into a country song.
tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 7:21:46 am PDT #4063 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
the woman whose husband stomped out and took all the handles on the drawers in the kitchen.
That action was probably symbolic. Of, um... stuff. He's telling her that "you don't have a handle on things!" Or maybe, "If I can't get into your drawers, nobody can!"
Tom Scola - Jun 25, 2007 7:24:18 am PDT #4064 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
We're thinking of turning it into a country song.
I was just going to post something about that.
meara - Jun 25, 2007 7:29:23 am PDT #4065 of 10001
He's telling her that "you don't have a handle on things!" Or maybe, "If I can't get into your drawers, nobody can!"
Wow, those are highly creative responses! I'm impressed, making logic out of the craxxxy!
We're thinking of turning it into a country song
I think you have to!
Topic!Cindy - Jun 25, 2007 7:29:59 am PDT #4066 of 10001
What is even happening?
They had an enormous fight that lasted the whole time they were remodelling their kitchen. Those fricking drawer pulls were the last straw.
Um. I'd imagine.
Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 7:30:06 am PDT #4067 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Our other friend-jokingly of course- suggested she buy a ginormous black dildo and stick it on the mantle for when he pops by. (In addition to being a controlling jerk, he's also a little bit racist).
Tom Scola - Jun 25, 2007 7:30:55 am PDT #4068 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
he's also a little bit racist
That was already turned into a song!