Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jun 25, 2007 5:38:10 am PDT #4052 of 10001
Because books.

ahhh... the good part of summer, when no one is bored.

yeah, that's scheduled for about seventeen minutes from now.


vw bug - Jun 25, 2007 5:55:52 am PDT #4053 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I haba code.

And I hab bo much boo do.

But all I wanna do ib bleep.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 25, 2007 5:59:34 am PDT #4054 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, feel better vw! And health-ma.


Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 6:49:17 am PDT #4055 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, for fuck's sake. The situation with L's maybe-hopefully-ex has gone from bad to freaking insane.

Who, other than a craxy person, email's his estranged wife's friends to admonish them for her behavior?


Laura - Jun 25, 2007 6:57:00 am PDT #4056 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Feel better, vw.

Hoping ND has a fabulously successful venture in Orlando to make up for the awful trip.

May L's soon-to-be-hopefully-ex find a new hobby.

And "BOOBIES."

Heh. In 5th grade, I don't think any of us figured out that one.

I'm pretty sure mine got that one by 5th. Yesterday I had 4 actual 12 year olds in the house playing pool and video games. I think there must be hundreds of words that can set them into giggles. Ball, stick, hard, hit, really endless list. One dad stopped by for a few minutes and we were both @@, with the occasional hand over mouth to hide laughter.


tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 7:03:36 am PDT #4057 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In college, I once knew the answer to the Trivial Pursuit question, "What is the highest navigable lake in the world." The answer is Lake Titicaca. My friends were amazed that I remembered this from (I think) 6th grade Social Studies. I was all, "Come on, once you learn the word 'Titicaca,' how can you forget it?"


Connie Neil - Jun 25, 2007 7:07:44 am PDT #4058 of 10001
brillig

Lake Titicaca-- t sings "We just like saying the name!"


DavidS - Jun 25, 2007 7:10:19 am PDT #4059 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who, other than a craxy person, email's his estranged wife's friends to admonish them for her behavior?

People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.


Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 7:13:51 am PDT #4060 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.

Apparently.


DavidS - Jun 25, 2007 7:18:04 am PDT #4061 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Apparently

The example I always remember from TT was the woman whose husband stomped out and took all the handles on the drawers in the kitchen.

Of course, there were other more horrible examples but that one always struck me for the craxy.