I'll teach you how to do your hair in two minutes tonight, honey.
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 20, 2007 8:17:26 am PDT #3415 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Daisy Jane - Jun 20, 2007 8:21:02 am PDT #3416 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
~ma for your grandpa, juliana.
I'm supposed to go see my hairdresser after work today. I'm not sure whether that will happen, since we set the date Saturday and I know she's probably had lots of stuff going on since then and she may forget.
I need to get over there though because in addition to needing my hair trimed and retouched, it's upstairs from where the Acid Cowgirl chick works.
Connie Neil - Jun 20, 2007 8:22:53 am PDT #3417 of 10001
brillig
I'm cutting my hair this weekend. Thick curly hair and 100-degree heat do not make Connie a happy woman. Sorry, I have no digital camera.
DavidS - Jun 20, 2007 8:23:33 am PDT #3418 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Totally agree that the term "bright" for atheists is twitch inducing.
Damn it!
P.M. Marc - Jun 20, 2007 8:27:43 am PDT #3419 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Spent 15 minutes wrestling with product this morning and was late to work. What I really want is a spray bottle of insta-glam so I can spritz my head and walk away, giving myself valuable extra seconds for happy funtime activities like, say, eating. Which hasn't happened yet this morning.
Hec can train you, and I will say the key is use just enough product, not wash it every day, and just reactivate with water in the morning.
Atropa - Jun 20, 2007 8:30:51 am PDT #3420 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think Jilli should be the boss of us and we should make her a little plaque that says, "Boss of Us."
Hee! If I were Boss of Everyone, there would be scheduled naptime for everyone.
We could put little sparklies on it.
It would match my shoes! My pink sparkly peep-toe flats!
libkitty - Jun 20, 2007 8:34:19 am PDT #3421 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Hee! If I were Boss of Everyone, there would be scheduled naptime for everyone.
That settles it for me.
Cass - Jun 20, 2007 8:34:55 am PDT #3422 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I know the difference between Portland and Seattle. I blame the drugs. And I totally need to get up north.You absolutely should come up this way.
I left my subtlety at the door...You have subtlety? Really?
You can borrow mine. I've got plenty, and apparently I'm not using it effectively lately...Or I can just be like Jilli and plan to tell the boy straight up...;)Oh noes, not tell the boy straight up. I need my fix of dark chocolate huckleberry sticks and violet candies. Telling him puts that in jeopardy. *waves hands madly so this makes real sense*
~ma for your grandpa, juliana.
Hil R. - Jun 20, 2007 8:39:48 am PDT #3423 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm working on cooking stuff that won't heat up the apartment. The slow cooker is very helpful. I've got some seitan cooking in there now. (Homemade seitan tastes better than store-bought, is WAY less expensive -- about $2 worth of ingredients makes two pounds of it; it costs about $5 for an 8 ounce package at Whole Foods -- and requires about 15 minutes of actual work. It takes forever to cook, but that's what the slow cooker is for.)
Hee! If I were Boss of Everyone, there would be scheduled naptime for everyone.
I vote Jili for Boss of Everyone! As long as the naptime is optional on days when I don't feel like it.
Cass - Jun 20, 2007 8:40:10 am PDT #3424 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Hee! If I were Boss of Everyone, there would be scheduled naptime for everyone.This is why Jilli can be the boss of me.
Well, and she does mean "smoky eyed" makeup.
And the clicky fire.
Okay, lots of reasons why Jilli can be the boss of me.