I'm okay with the birth talk, but maybe it's too much for my subsconcious...I had a pregnant dream last night...my friends saw me in the hospital(some I know, some my brain made up) At the beginning, I wasn't very pregnant, but they gave me Insta- Gestate, and were in the process of just, sort of collecting the baby when I woke up. It was a strange dream, but nice too. I really felt like my friends had gathered around.
My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2007 9:12:38 am PDT #2911 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2007 9:13:50 am PDT #2912 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I wish you had a video camera in your kitchen, so we could see the exact process that led to caffeinated chaos. I'm picturing TCG just walking in the kitchen, taking a handful of ground coffee, and then HURLING it vaguely in the direction of the stove.
This sounds like how I used to try to make coffee before the automated pot. Mr. Jane found me whimpering on the floor one morning, fighting with the filters, lamenting not having had any coffee so I could make coffee.
I am seriously not a morning person.
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2007 9:16:07 am PDT #2913 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Since the hysterectomy, I will be lying there blissfully after Teh Sex and then have a moment of blinding panic, "Oh my god, we didn't use anything and--uh, oh yeah. Never mind."
Heh. I am the queen of paranoia. Despite having an IUD (and using condoms -- at The Boy's insistence, not mine), I still worry that I'm knocked up, mostly because, in fabulous irony, thanks to the IUD, I don't really get a period any more.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2007 9:19:36 am PDT #2914 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
FTR, no real plans to give birth unless Life really surprises me in some fantastic way, but I do know there's no Instant Gestate.
Toddson - Jun 15, 2007 9:19:57 am PDT #2915 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
more's the pity
Cashmere - Jun 15, 2007 9:22:30 am PDT #2916 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
thanks to the IUD, I don't really get a period any more.
Blessed, blessed IUD and the no period thing!! I don't freak out about pregnancy scares because I think I'd know the early signs by now. DH will be going in for a vasectomy next year, though, just in case.
Mornings got a lot easier when I got an automatic drip coffee maker.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2007 9:23:01 am PDT #2917 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah, I know.
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2007 9:24:04 am PDT #2918 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Blessed, blessed IUD and the no period thing!! I don't freak out about pregnancy scares because I think I'd know the early signs by now.
Heh. Well, see, when one decides to taper down one's Zoloft dose, the most common side effects are: (1) nausea, (2) dizziness, and (3) mood swings.
And I started tapering down my Zoloft 2 weeks ago, so you can imagine my happyfun paranoia.
vw bug - Jun 15, 2007 9:49:05 am PDT #2919 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Blessed, blessed IUD and the no period thing!!
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this. I don't know why I didn't do it sooner.
Vortex - Jun 15, 2007 9:52:33 am PDT #2920 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How do you deal with your ample bosom in that situation?
I usually do it without a bra and just shunt them to either side of the knee.