Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 15, 2007 7:16:53 am PDT #2886 of 10001
What is even happening?

They know better) will always ask-while I'm waving a cigarette and drinking scotch and shots-if Mr. Jane and I have kids, and then tell me we should because, "they would be so pretty." As if they're a handbag or shoes or something. I have begun telling them, "I'm pregnant right now!"

They're sort of like shoes. They get shit on them, a lot.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2007 7:19:21 am PDT #2887 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My shoes don't wake me up in the middle of the night.


sj - Jun 15, 2007 7:22:54 am PDT #2888 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I definitely want kids someday, and it is reassuring that I know I have a community of people here who are good parents and are willing to share their advice and experience.


askye - Jun 15, 2007 7:35:24 am PDT #2889 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I may have kids at some point and I may not. I know I don't want to do it alone and there's no partner on the horizon. And there is the issue of medications and I don't have any idea of how that would play out.


beekaytee - Jun 15, 2007 7:40:36 am PDT #2890 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Any good suggestions for getting melted enamel off a stove burner?

A new burner coil? If it is electric. If it's gas...I got nothin'

I can just imagine the smell, with trying to burn/melt the enamel off. Eck.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2007 7:58:57 am PDT #2891 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh, dear - sj managed to cover comedy and tragedy in one post.

Fred Pete, I'm sorry about Teddy - it's so sad when a much loved pet is sick, especially since it seems the end is near. You've given him a lot of good years and just about everything a cat could want (short of world domination), and he must know he's loved. My sympathies.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 15, 2007 8:02:12 am PDT #2892 of 10001
What is even happening?

Any good suggestions for getting melted enamel off a stove burner?

Nail polish remover?


Stephanie - Jun 15, 2007 8:09:14 am PDT #2893 of 10001
Trust my rage

can you scrape the enamel off with a razor blade or sharp knife?


juliana - Jun 15, 2007 8:12:44 am PDT #2894 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

{{{{Fred Pete, Hubs, and Teddy}}}} Much strength to you, sweetie.

Amused by the parenting talk, and happy to know that I 've got peeps who will advise when/if I get knocked up.

sj, I giggled at TCG's coffee mishap. Sorry!

Motorcycle class last night was good. The male/female ratio was about 60/40, which yay chicks on wheels, but I think all but 3 of the women were there because they want a scooter and not a bike. Where are the bad-ass women, I want to know? (Not that I'm knocking scooters, I just want to join a women's riding group. When I get a motorcycle. Which will be soon, hopefully.) (This is why I'm not getting pregnant now, you realize. Much like DJ. With less smoking and genteelness.) (I CAN HAZ PARENTHEZEZ)


amych - Jun 15, 2007 8:16:38 am PDT #2895 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'd second the new burner coil suggestion, if it's an option for your stove -- it may be possible to heat and scrape and not die of fumes, but still not be remotely worth the trouble when the coil thingies are interchangeable.