Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.

Spike ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 15, 2007 7:16:53 am PDT #2886 of 10001
What is even happening?

They know better) will always ask-while I'm waving a cigarette and drinking scotch and shots-if Mr. Jane and I have kids, and then tell me we should because, "they would be so pretty." As if they're a handbag or shoes or something. I have begun telling them, "I'm pregnant right now!"

They're sort of like shoes. They get shit on them, a lot.


Daisy Jane - Jun 15, 2007 7:19:21 am PDT #2887 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My shoes don't wake me up in the middle of the night.


sj - Jun 15, 2007 7:22:54 am PDT #2888 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I definitely want kids someday, and it is reassuring that I know I have a community of people here who are good parents and are willing to share their advice and experience.


askye - Jun 15, 2007 7:35:24 am PDT #2889 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I may have kids at some point and I may not. I know I don't want to do it alone and there's no partner on the horizon. And there is the issue of medications and I don't have any idea of how that would play out.


beekaytee - Jun 15, 2007 7:40:36 am PDT #2890 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Any good suggestions for getting melted enamel off a stove burner?

A new burner coil? If it is electric. If it's gas...I got nothin'

I can just imagine the smell, with trying to burn/melt the enamel off. Eck.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2007 7:58:57 am PDT #2891 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh, dear - sj managed to cover comedy and tragedy in one post.

Fred Pete, I'm sorry about Teddy - it's so sad when a much loved pet is sick, especially since it seems the end is near. You've given him a lot of good years and just about everything a cat could want (short of world domination), and he must know he's loved. My sympathies.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 15, 2007 8:02:12 am PDT #2892 of 10001
What is even happening?

Any good suggestions for getting melted enamel off a stove burner?

Nail polish remover?


Stephanie - Jun 15, 2007 8:09:14 am PDT #2893 of 10001
Trust my rage

can you scrape the enamel off with a razor blade or sharp knife?


juliana - Jun 15, 2007 8:12:44 am PDT #2894 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

{{{{Fred Pete, Hubs, and Teddy}}}} Much strength to you, sweetie.

Amused by the parenting talk, and happy to know that I 've got peeps who will advise when/if I get knocked up.

sj, I giggled at TCG's coffee mishap. Sorry!

Motorcycle class last night was good. The male/female ratio was about 60/40, which yay chicks on wheels, but I think all but 3 of the women were there because they want a scooter and not a bike. Where are the bad-ass women, I want to know? (Not that I'm knocking scooters, I just want to join a women's riding group. When I get a motorcycle. Which will be soon, hopefully.) (This is why I'm not getting pregnant now, you realize. Much like DJ. With less smoking and genteelness.) (I CAN HAZ PARENTHEZEZ)


amych - Jun 15, 2007 8:16:38 am PDT #2895 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'd second the new burner coil suggestion, if it's an option for your stove -- it may be possible to heat and scrape and not die of fumes, but still not be remotely worth the trouble when the coil thingies are interchangeable.