I wonder if the non-parents get tired of the topic.
I don't. I like it.
I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
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Vortex - Jun 15, 2007 5:44:29 am PDT #2847 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Toddson - Jun 15, 2007 5:46:11 am PDT #2848 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I find it kind of amusing. And, yes, there seems to be more babies and parenting talk ... there was a while there when the sexiest thing discussed was Mr. Clean and his Magic Eraser (and wouldn't THAT be a fun porn story!).
Topic!Cindy - Jun 15, 2007 5:46:19 am PDT #2849 of 10001
What is even happening?
I can't even get him to SIT on the potty for a second or two and I can't force him. It's crazy making. I wish Christopher would step up and take the kid into the bathroom with him but he's got privacy issues and doesn't perform for an audience.
It's so hard. When Ben was resistant, I had him pee in a cup. I got a big package of decent sized Solo plastic cups and had him pee in them. He thought that was great fun. When Chris was resistant, Scott got him to start by making an X (with their urine streams), which cracked Chris up.
I'm sorry Christopher has these issues. I don't know what to do about that -- at least not anything that doesn't involve a good cluesticking, and you might hurt your back, if you're too vigorous with the cluestick. I'm pretty modest (I think due to being an only child) but not so much with my kids, or I would never have used the bathroom for the first five years or so I was a mother.
eta...
The key to the peeing in a cup thing is to do it in the bathroom, over the toilet, and then letting the child get to pour the pee in the toilet, because (a) you're getting him used to going into the bathroom when he has to relieve himself, and (b) because they love pouring out the pee.
eta again...
And treating peeing in the cup like a funny joke fun, slightly subsersive thing to do doesn't hurt, either.
Toddson - Jun 15, 2007 5:52:03 am PDT #2850 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
perhaps paper training?
Cashmere - Jun 15, 2007 5:55:58 am PDT #2851 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
perhaps paper training?
I've considered it.
Vortex - Jun 15, 2007 5:57:19 am PDT #2852 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
When Chris was resistant, Scott got him to start by making an X (with their urine streams), which cracked Chris up.
they crossed the streams ? you're not supposed to do that.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 15, 2007 6:00:49 am PDT #2853 of 10001
What is even happening?
Is that a pining for the fjords reference (which I never really get, anyhow)?
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2007 6:02:18 am PDT #2854 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was a kid, one of my chores was burning waste paper. I liked to pee on the burning barrel, or on any burning scraps of paper that happened to fall out of the barrel. You know, for safety's sake.
Aims - Jun 15, 2007 6:02:35 am PDT #2855 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t gasp
It's Ghostbusters you sillyhead.
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2007 6:02:42 am PDT #2856 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is that a pining for the fjords reference
Ghostbusters.
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