If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Jun 15, 2007 4:17:46 am PDT #2809 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I have told my husband that on the slim chance I should ever be pregnant my wardrobe shall consist of t-shirts imprinted with the following instructions for the doctors and my signature: "Please administer painkillers early and often."


Aims - Jun 15, 2007 4:20:06 am PDT #2810 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Cut a hole in the back and write: "Place Drugs Here" with an arrow pointing to your spine.

It occurs that with all of the sprogging we seem to be doing around here, maybe we should have a birthing/parenting thread.

Not that I proposing it, mind you.


Hil R. - Jun 15, 2007 4:26:22 am PDT #2811 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A doctor once informed me that women lose blood every month and, since I'm a vegetarian, I'm not eating blood to replace it, and so I won't be able to have kids. (I was 15 or so at the time, and a bit too startled to counter with, "Um, India?") This was the same doctor who told me that my pain was entirely psychosomatic before he examined me.


vw bug - Jun 15, 2007 4:28:06 am PDT #2812 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Crazy doctors. I could add stories, but I'll just sit back and read for now.


Aims - Jun 15, 2007 4:28:10 am PDT #2813 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How asinine.


Stephanie - Jun 15, 2007 4:30:39 am PDT #2814 of 10001
Trust my rage

It occurs that with all of the sprogging we seem to be doing around here, maybe we should have a birthing/parenting thread.

I have occasionally thought this. I definitely censor my parent-related issues here, mainly because I worry about boring people. I wonder if the non-parents get tired of the topic. But maybe it's just like cats or baseball.

eta: I know sometimes doctors are necessary but there are so many reasons to avoid them.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 15, 2007 4:32:14 am PDT #2815 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

aw, I'd be sad if the parenting stuff left Bitches.


Sparky1 - Jun 15, 2007 4:33:10 am PDT #2816 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

But maybe it's just like cats or baseball.

For me it's like this. I'll admit to skip/skimming sometimes, but I want to know what's happening with my bitches, and I know I want to hear the "it was white and square and it looked like a tooth so I swallowed it" stories.


vw bug - Jun 15, 2007 4:33:22 am PDT #2817 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

aw, I'd be sad if the parenting stuff left Bitches.

This.

I know the thread has really changed over time, partly because of the parenting stuff and personal stuff, but it feels like it's grown with us. I like it.


Stephanie - Jun 15, 2007 4:38:02 am PDT #2818 of 10001
Trust my rage

The good thing about online conversations, I think, is that you can skip/skim without anyone else noticing. I suppose we all self-censor some.