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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2007 3:42:19 am PDT #2799 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Aimee, lovely dress and cute shoes - being poor does indeed suck.

I thought Dylan looked awfully, um, neat for a newborn - a C-section would explain that. Never having given birth, I'll take your word on the wonder of epidurals.


hippocampus - Jun 15, 2007 3:57:13 am PDT #2800 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Sprog 1 (my answer to 'when are you having another?' is 'we like this one.') = November 15. My water broke at 10am on November 14, a couple of weeks before my original date. It was a fun 28 hours - with a c-section at the end. Teh Big Suck. I know they say the don't-do-stairs-much thing to everyone, but here it was more like 'do not even use the word stairs. for, um, a while. And take a lot of these nice pills.'

DH is swedish, and my SIL and I discovered at the same time we'd married into the Big Head Clan. Was pretty funny. it would have been ok if Iris had been 6-7 lbs, like they thought - but she was almost 9 lbs. DH-Gma says, helfpully: 'and the first one's the smallest!' If we have another, I will be on the c-team... no arguments from me.

Aimee - when's your sprog-day*(S)?

Sparky - totally genetics... they found it when I was 8 and got all 'this is one for the books'. Teh gymnastics was mostly good for it (kept the flexibility up, but I kept missing my backwalkovers on the beam by the same angle as my right hand curve). The main drag was the brace that they had me in for a while. totally pushed two vertebrae into grab&hold position. No gold medals for me. Some asshat doctor told me once that If I tried to have kids, I'd be in a wheelchair. Ppplllbt. that was a little extreme.

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amych - Jun 15, 2007 3:59:29 am PDT #2801 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Some asshat doctor told me once that If I tried to have kids, I'd be in a wheelchair. Ppplllbt. that was a little extreme.

Oh, nice. Where did you hide the body?


Aims - Jun 15, 2007 4:03:43 am PDT #2802 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee - when's your sprog-day*(S)?

Bwah! Em's birthday is November 30 - on her due date. 2 weeks between her and Iris. How funny.

I went into labor the morning of the 29th. Spent the day shopping and doing laundry. Went to hospital around 10:30 that night. They put in the pitocin drip, I held out on my epidural until 7cm and then promptly slept for 6 hours. I woke up around 10:30am on the 30th and said, "I need to push." - I slept through active labor and transition. Started pushing around 11:30am and around 1:30-1:45pm, Em started to go into distress, my blood pressure bottomed out and off we went to the OR. She was born at 2:20pm. She was average - 7lbs, 5ozs - but she went in with her chin tucked into her chest and got stuck. Doctors had to pull her up and then out. Joe thought they were doing that old saw the girl in half trick.


Sparky1 - Jun 15, 2007 4:05:49 am PDT #2803 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

That 9 months after Valentine's Day week to be born makes for some awesome people. Just ask me or my sister.

I slept on a board for the sway back and have slight kyphoscoliosis that didn't bother me much as a gymnast (I suspect because I was more flexible and the correction was easier) but after I fractured my neck in college I've been always off kilter and that shows in my yoga and Pilates. My rolling like a ball looks more like rolling like a Roomba.


hippocampus - Jun 15, 2007 4:06:32 am PDT #2804 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Doctors had to pull her up and then out. Joe thought they were doing that old saw the girl in half trick.

((Aimee & Em)) OUCH.

heh. All your novembers r belong to us! Awesome.

Where did you hide the body?

under his degree from Asshat University.


Aims - Jun 15, 2007 4:08:10 am PDT #2805 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We can haz all Nvmbrs?

We're gonna time the next one for May or June so that my sister and my mom will be done with work for summer and can come help. I'd also like for them to be in the OR with me. I hope I can have 3 people.


hippocampus - Jun 15, 2007 4:08:16 am PDT #2806 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

:: passes Sparky ibuprofen through the internets ::


hippocampus - Jun 15, 2007 4:12:17 am PDT #2807 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I had a doula who was also a massage therapist, so that I could keep my back from turning into cement. she was amazing - and stayed the entire time. Including, unexpectedly, coming into the OR. So, for that magic moment when they hand baby to DH, and you're left staring at the ceiling, she came over and talked to me. That was really nice. Then she came back the next day and massaged my feet and shoulders. Got me off the nasty OR stuff really fast. Charged us all of, um - $400. For basically three days. We made a donation to her organization and I did a huge website for her later.


Aims - Jun 15, 2007 4:15:17 am PDT #2808 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When we were planning Em's birth, Joe and I had very different ideas.

I wanted a doula and a midwife and to have a water birth.

Joe wanted the hospital and machines that go "ping".

Sometimes, I suspect he willed the c-section onto to me to show me he was right.