Yay! Away from the dick!
I hate being away from the dick. Oh wait, are we speaking figuratively?
You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jun 05, 2007 4:41:08 pm PDT #1488 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
tommyrot - Jun 05, 2007 6:10:54 pm PDT #1489 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My nephew, who was about 2, dropped his ball over the edge, and went for it. His mom dove for him and caught him, but went over the edge herself. Fortunately, she was tiny and very light and her tall, muscular boyfriend dove for her and dragged them both up.
Yikes! That story is the stuff of nightmares....
Slightly-relatedly, even newborns tend to have fear of heights....
meara - Jun 05, 2007 6:36:41 pm PDT #1490 of 10001
I just feel like I've been all "Yay! Away from the dick!"
I read this thinking you were still talking about career paths, and I was like "well, once you get older, a career path that involves being very close to the dick might not work as well anyway..."
Daisy Jane - Jun 05, 2007 7:57:04 pm PDT #1491 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I am so angry I could punch something. We're having our night out. Her husband calls to tell her in the most passive agressive way ever, that he has no friends and that he's going to lose his job because she's had enough.
Clearly, it's all her fault he can't take care of himself.
I want to throw little pointy things. At his penis. Which I'm laughing at. Make my friend cry one more time. I will e. nd you. By my pretty pink toes, I will end you.
Ok. not really, but I'm angry.
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 8:14:07 pm PDT #1492 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Her husband calls to tell her in the most passive agressive way ever, that he has no friends and that he's going to lose his job because she's had enough.
Cry some more emo boy. (I know that's what Teppy's thinking.)
I just love your hair, Plei. The color. The cut. Wow!
Yeah. But she's always Wow.
Atropa - Jun 05, 2007 8:16:09 pm PDT #1493 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I will e. nd you. By my pretty pink toes, I will end you.
I have a large backyard, and a friend who majored in forensic science. Just in case you need help with ... things.
Daisy Jane - Jun 05, 2007 8:33:44 pm PDT #1494 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Won't kill. Will sleep.
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 8:51:26 pm PDT #1495 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Won't kill. Will sleep.
I hear killing is bad for your complexion.
billytea - Jun 05, 2007 9:40:37 pm PDT #1496 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I hear killing is bad for your complexion.
I guess that depends on what you do with the blood.
WindSparrow - Jun 05, 2007 10:43:24 pm PDT #1497 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Huh. Apparently a happily-wedded billytea will rock the snappy come-backs. Who knew?