I will e. nd you. By my pretty pink toes, I will end you.
I have a large backyard, and a friend who majored in forensic science. Just in case you need help with ... things.
This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Jun 05, 2007 8:16:09 pm PDT #1493 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Daisy Jane - Jun 05, 2007 8:33:44 pm PDT #1494 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Won't kill. Will sleep.
DavidS - Jun 05, 2007 8:51:26 pm PDT #1495 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Won't kill. Will sleep.
I hear killing is bad for your complexion.
billytea - Jun 05, 2007 9:40:37 pm PDT #1496 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I hear killing is bad for your complexion.
I guess that depends on what you do with the blood.
WindSparrow - Jun 05, 2007 10:43:24 pm PDT #1497 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Huh. Apparently a happily-wedded billytea will rock the snappy come-backs. Who knew?
Volans - Jun 06, 2007 2:36:55 am PDT #1498 of 10001
move out and draw fire
OMG, libkitty, now I'm going to have panic attacks all day about that Grand Canyon story.
DJ, I'm hoping that Emo Boy doesn't turn into Psycho Stalker Ex. I mean, I fully support the Ex part.
Laura - Jun 06, 2007 3:16:00 am PDT #1499 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
The boys haven't been with me when I went to the Canyon. (Well once, but he was yet to be born) There is no way I would take a child there without a leash restraint of some type. No way. Even now they couldn't go without dire threats of no electronics for months if they got close to the edge. Eeep.
Oh my, DJ. I hope that the girl changes her phone number and does what she needs to do to be unreachable by the Ex. Mostly what she needs to do to be emotionally unreachable. Bad relationships are as scary as falling off the Grand Canyon wall.
Cashmere - Jun 06, 2007 3:40:55 am PDT #1500 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I was six months old when we went to the Grand Canyon. But my brother was six and my sisters were nine and ten and Mom says she got completely freaked out at the edge (there are pictures of them).
I think my sister and I pulled an escape (sort of) when we were two. Mom thought she lost us when she was on the phone to her sister and had the whole neighborhood out looking for us for about a half an hour. They found us playing in our own (empty) bathtub.
DJ, your friend's husband sounds like a royal asswipe. The sooner she's rid of him, the better.
I pick up my sister's wedding dress tonight. I found a friend to go with me to help me get into the corset bra because the last time I had to depend on the kindness of strangers (for lack of buffistas, although I should have called Ailleann).
Also, it's NEW COMIC AND PIE DAY!
Ailleann - Jun 06, 2007 4:00:36 am PDT #1501 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
although I should have called Ailleann
DUH! (Kidding, I kid.)
Comics and Pie Day! Mine might just be comics, if the pie store is closed later on. But yeah, comics SOO trumps going to the gym. (Though it shouldn't...) Me = lazy.
vw bug - Jun 06, 2007 4:07:47 am PDT #1502 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Also, it's NEW COMIC AND PIE DAY!
Hmmm...I've got the new comics, but no pie. I think I need to fix that.