Mal ,'Safe'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I just feel like I've been all "Yay! Away from the dick!"
I read this thinking you were still talking about career paths, and I was like "well, once you get older, a career path that involves being very close to the dick might not work as well anyway..."
I am so angry I could punch something. We're having our night out. Her husband calls to tell her in the most passive agressive way ever, that he has no friends and that he's going to lose his job because she's had enough.
Clearly, it's all her fault he can't take care of himself.
I want to throw little pointy things. At his penis. Which I'm laughing at. Make my friend cry one more time. I will e. nd you. By my pretty pink toes, I will end you.
Ok. not really, but I'm angry.
Her husband calls to tell her in the most passive agressive way ever, that he has no friends and that he's going to lose his job because she's had enough.
Cry some more emo boy. (I know that's what Teppy's thinking.)
I just love your hair, Plei. The color. The cut. Wow!
Yeah. But she's always Wow.
I will e. nd you. By my pretty pink toes, I will end you.
I have a large backyard, and a friend who majored in forensic science. Just in case you need help with ... things.
Won't kill. Will sleep.
Won't kill. Will sleep.
I hear killing is bad for your complexion.
I hear killing is bad for your complexion.
I guess that depends on what you do with the blood.
Huh. Apparently a happily-wedded billytea will rock the snappy come-backs. Who knew?
OMG, libkitty, now I'm going to have panic attacks all day about that Grand Canyon story.
DJ, I'm hoping that Emo Boy doesn't turn into Psycho Stalker Ex. I mean, I fully support the Ex part.
The boys haven't been with me when I went to the Canyon. (Well once, but he was yet to be born) There is no way I would take a child there without a leash restraint of some type. No way. Even now they couldn't go without dire threats of no electronics for months if they got close to the edge. Eeep.
Oh my, DJ. I hope that the girl changes her phone number and does what she needs to do to be unreachable by the Ex. Mostly what she needs to do to be emotionally unreachable. Bad relationships are as scary as falling off the Grand Canyon wall.