Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 10:19:57 am PDT #9776 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and thanks all for all the kitty well-wishes - it means a lot to me. I'm glad that I could convey at least some of Senor Sock's awesomeness in my posts here.


§ ita § - May 29, 2007 10:28:14 am PDT #9777 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So I just don't understand the economic incentive for lowfat cows.

Is it perhaps net cheaper to not do the separation process, rather than perform separation and sell the butterfat?

We should all switch to camel milk anyway. Cures allergies. I read that.

I should also take this baby migraine out to lunch. But I have no book to read!


erikaj - May 29, 2007 10:32:22 am PDT #9778 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Sorry to hear about that, Tommy. He does sound like a great cat.


Allyson - May 29, 2007 10:34:16 am PDT #9779 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My galleys have arrived! But I am at work. Boo.


Sparky1 - May 29, 2007 10:36:28 am PDT #9780 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

My galleys have arrived! But I am at work. Boo.

::writes Allyson a note excusing her from work early, signs it w/ Allyson's Mom's name.


Frankenbuddha - May 29, 2007 10:42:20 am PDT #9781 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Yay!" for galleys. "Boo" for work.


Sophia Brooks - May 29, 2007 11:00:00 am PDT #9782 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Holy Crap, work is crappy like crap city today!

My cow-orker and I were working together making these binders we needed for a class tomorrow. She is slightly senior to me. We discovered that the copy center had shorted us 1/2 the material, so I ran over there to see if it was there. When I came back BIG! Boss (my boss', boss' boss) and her secretary were helping with the binders and my boss and I were getting in trouble for letting this woman work alone! Except, she wasn't and we were fine, if a little frazzled, except for the fact that the copy center shorted us half the copies!

Also, everyone is up my ass because I can't work overtime, because I am the only hourly employee-- but they can't understand that during the year I have a student working 12 hours a week doing actual work, so now I have to do that too!


Zenkitty - May 29, 2007 11:13:43 am PDT #9783 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Judd Apatow has unearthed the real reason I'm scared to have kids:

“My way of dealing with the world has always been to make fun of it and observe it but not take part in it,” Apatow told me when we first met in the fall of 2005. “That’s how I became a writer. But when you have kids, suddenly you have to be part of things. It leads almost to a breakdown because your whole defense mechanism is now really destructive.”

Damn.


Hayden - May 29, 2007 11:51:29 am PDT #9784 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I read that in bed last night, Zenkitty, and the same paragraph smacked me right in the face.


§ ita § - May 29, 2007 12:32:38 pm PDT #9785 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Either I've had too much caffeine or today is really weird.

Could be both.