It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 2:52:56 am PDT #9722 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

bahglerb....

Am awake long enough to rub the crap out of my eyes and send bosses email saying I won't be in today.

Now, more sleep!


Frankenbuddha - May 29, 2007 3:10:57 am PDT #9723 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I still haven't forgiven the evil supervisor who, when I told her I'd be in a half hour late because I had to leave my sick dog at the vet, asked my why I didn't just put her down.

*boggles* So, not really an animal OR a people person, is she?


Theodosia - May 29, 2007 3:13:19 am PDT #9724 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That was an evil supervisor indeed. (I still can't believe the friend of my aunt's who off-handedly mentioned that her dog had been killed that morning -- in a tone that suggested it was the equivalent of a lightbulb burning out.)


Frankenbuddha - May 29, 2007 3:29:21 am PDT #9725 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I still can't believe the friend of my aunt's who off-handedly mentioned that her dog had been killed that morning -- in a tone that suggested it was the equivalent of a lightbulb burning out.

Sadly, this is my mom. My sister-in-law (her and my brother have 5 cats, 2 of them diabetic) took her to a cat show, where she made the immortal comment about not understanding why people spend so much money on cats when they get sick instead of just putting them down.

Could you guess that my family never had any pets (except for a turtle once upon a time)? Granted, with 8 kids, there really wasn't room for any.


Volans - May 29, 2007 4:14:19 am PDT #9726 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Also, they gave me a little clay pad with his pawprints on it. I'm baking it right now (to make it solid).

Crying again.

I took a bereavement day after a cat died that wasn't even mine. The embassy cat was ailing and I took her to the vet, and assisted in the surgery. Sunday night, the Marines came and found me at a nightclub to tell me the vet had called and the cat hadn't made it. No one was really surprised when I wasn't in on Monday.

I still haven't forgiven the evil supervisor who, when I told her I'd be in a half hour late because I had to leave my sick dog at the vet, asked my why I didn't just put her down.

See, I often ask this very same question about people like that.


Kathy A - May 29, 2007 5:17:37 am PDT #9727 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Kathy, you've made this sound really good and need to tell me where it is so I can pass it on to my family.

It's called Zoe's, in The Plains, OH, just west of Athens. It's BYOB, which helps cut down on the cost, so for four of us, the total price was around $130, and we all had an appetizer, entree, and dessert.


Vortex - May 29, 2007 5:17:59 am PDT #9728 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

oh Cybervixen, I'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I don't have anything helpful to say, except please tell her that the invisible people are thinking about her.


Stephanie - May 29, 2007 5:20:04 am PDT #9729 of 10001
Trust my rage

tommy, I said how sorry I was over in Citches, but I just realized that you don't really post there. So I'm very sorry about Senor Sock. You were both lucky to have had each other.

And I love that ht evet gave you the paw prints. How sensitive and caring!


sumi - May 29, 2007 5:29:31 am PDT #9730 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Today's Daily Puppy is an adorable dachshund/chihuahua cross named Zoey. Could not be cuter.


lisah - May 29, 2007 5:35:59 am PDT #9731 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Tommy, I was so sorry to hear about Senor Socks. It sounds like he was a great companion and I hope you are taking care of yourself in every way possible today.

I took off the day after my best friend's dog died unexpectedly so I could go with her to get a memorial tattoo of him. He was also a good dog friend of mine so I needed a chance to mourn also.

My old dog fell down my stairs yesterday and freaked me out. He's fine. I really need to get some kind of skid pads or something to prevent that from happening again.

Cybervixen, that is so terrible about your cousin. I know the self-defense organization I've trained with highly recommends Gavin De Becker's Gift of Fear (not specifically to rape victims, to basically everyone). I haven't read it myself, though.