Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 28, 2007 6:02:31 pm PDT #9712 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm so sorry about Senor Sock, tommyrot.


ChiKat - May 28, 2007 6:04:21 pm PDT #9713 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Also, they gave me a little clay pad with his pawprints on it.

That is really sweet. And, take the day off if you want/need to. If you don't feel comfortable saying why, lie. My former workplace would have been very supportive of taking a day off for a deceased pet.

Ginger's former supervisor, however, needs Aimee-level smiting.

Also, happy birthday, Sean!


Sue - May 28, 2007 6:19:15 pm PDT #9714 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I'm so sorry Tommy.

Clio is here sending her condolences too. She wants me to say that I should tell you to take the day off, and then I should go upstairs and feed her.


Liese S. - May 28, 2007 6:35:29 pm PDT #9715 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I would definitely recommend taking the day off. You can go do other stuff if you find you need distraction, but you'll have the option of just being home if you want, too. Whereas if you go into work, and then decide you need the space, it's more difficult.


tommyrot - May 28, 2007 6:42:02 pm PDT #9716 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, I'm leaning towards not going in tomorrow - I think I'll email them about Senor and make it sound like I was up late tonight. Which I might be. I'll just say I got almost no sleep.

I also have to retrieve my car tomorrow, as I was not in the mood to drive after leaving the vet. And I have to do laundry. And, um, I'm sure there's other stuff to do.


§ ita § - May 28, 2007 8:13:00 pm PDT #9717 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, damn, tommy. Your love for that cat was quite palpably apparent in your posting. I think a day off is perfectly reasonable.

when I told her I'd be in a half hour late because I had to leave my sick dog at the vet, asked my why I didn't just put her down

The fuck? I am from a culture that's a lot less pet than the USA, and that crack is way beyond what'd pass muster there. Grrr.

I had a nice slow day with a good friend today. Which was good, since yesterday was a nice slow day, and would you believe it? A good friend. I can quite tidily believe Saturday never happened.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 28, 2007 8:29:25 pm PDT #9718 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So sorry to hear about Senor Sock, Tom.

My eye lasers would've kicked in and the supervisor would've avoided me forever after a crack like that.

Not having eye lasers, I think I might have done something with a more tangible object (like, say, my fist) that would have ensured avoidance by means of a subsequent restraining order.

Zenkitty, my mom would say you're renting this guy space in your brain. He is probably eagerly awaiting your response so he can shoot it down. You might annoy him most effectively by ignoring him.

I have to echo Laga on this. There's nothing that infuriates the self-righteous know-it-all more than being dismissed out of hand.


aurelia - May 28, 2007 9:12:51 pm PDT #9719 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Metaphorical type eye lasers. Apparently I am capable of shooting a look that instills lasting fear in the recipient. I've not seen it (since it's never happened while I was looking in a mirror) but I did have a supervisor who avoided me for months. All the benefits of violence without the nasty legal repercussions.


Emily - May 28, 2007 9:39:46 pm PDT #9720 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Second, I had what was one of the top three meals I've had in my entire life at a tiny little restaurant (indoors doesn't seat more than 35 people) in a tiny little former coal company town near Athens, OH.

Kathy, you've made this sound really good and need to tell me where it is so I can pass it on to my family.


Theodosia - May 29, 2007 2:48:58 am PDT #9721 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think I slept like 9 hours yesterday, including a 2 hour nap in the afternoon.

I may have been tired.