ita! When you get back from Belize... Victor Varnado news

It looks like he's going to be on Last Comic Standing this season. And the Village Voice did a really killer cover story on him a few weeks ago [link]

if you want love.

If you desire a committed relationship.

Then I am saying that you have to be more open to trying things and can't be so willing to throw up a wall. You can't be looking for reasons Not To. You have to try a lot of maybes and rethink your issues. You have to grow to it.

BullSHIT. Maybe the last time you hooked up with your separated neighbour it was all sunshine and roses and fellatio. But that's hardly the point, is it? No one has to have exactly your boundaries to fall in love--people with different lines have been falling in love since we invented the romantic little notion.

Why are you distorting the scope of the discussion and damning anyone who doesn't want to sleep with neighbours or separated people to a dry and loveless life? I mean, do you really believe it's true, that people who won't take that particular risk don't desire love or committed relationships?

Fine, you think Allyson and msbelle and Jesse and I are stuffy and dead inside. I just can't follow your reasoning from this discussion to your conclusion.

OK, the article says hes NOT on LCS, but he's in the commercials. WTF do I know?

Well, one thing I DO know...

In the article they mention him coming on stage in a sock (and JUST a sock) as if it were an unusual behavior for him. Its not.

Oh! Deena! This is the same guy from the NOAH pages all those years ago.

Well, in a mercenary sense, I'm just talking about making out and a possible blow job.

My crushes always involve initial thoughts of what make ME feel good. To add to all my other basically unrequested advice, I'll say - Allsyson, if you do decide to jump in quickly with this guy - I recommend getting yours upfront and service him afterwards.

I recommend getting yours upfront and service him afterwards.

This is actually a lifestyle choice for me...and has been for years.

Like Pink says: Keep your drink, just give me the money. It's just you and your hand tonight!

It's the same idea, anyway.

In a sense, it is a lifestyle choice for me to. It means being single and not needing to compromise what I want for another adult.

It means being single and not needing to compromise what I want for another adult.

Bingo.

Interestingly enough...to me anyway...once I adopted this policy, my partners seemed to enjoy themselves a lot more too.

But, um, if we were in Bitches, which we're not, so I'm not saying the this thing about how I'm particularly get-offy about doing that particular thing. So it's win/win.

And let us not discuss that matter any further and resume arguing about neighbor-love.

But at any rate, even that seems like a wrong fantasy to have about recently separated neighbor boy.

I just want someone to bring me a freakin' latte.