Well, in a mercenary sense, I'm just talking about making out and a possible blow job.
My crushes always involve initial thoughts of what make ME feel good.  To add to all my other basically unrequested advice, I'll say - Allsyson, if you do decide to jump in quickly with this guy - I recommend getting yours upfront and service him afterwards.
	
 
		
		
 I recommend getting yours upfront and service him afterwards.
This is actually a lifestyle choice for me...and has been for years. 
	
 
		
		
Like Pink says:  Keep your drink, just give me the money.  It's just you and your hand tonight!  
It's the same idea, anyway.
	
 
		
		
In a sense, it is a lifestyle choice for me to.  It means being single and not needing to compromise what I want for another adult.
	
 
		
		
It means being single and not needing to compromise what I want for another adult.
Bingo.
Interestingly enough...to me anyway...once I adopted this policy, my partners seemed to enjoy themselves a lot more too. 
	
 
		
		
But, um, if we were in Bitches, which we're not, so I'm not saying the this thing about how I'm particularly get-offy about doing that particular thing. So it's win/win.
And let us not discuss that matter any further and resume arguing about neighbor-love.
But at any rate, even that seems like a wrong fantasy to have about recently separated neighbor boy. 
	
 
		
		
I just want someone to bring me a freakin' latte.
	
 
		
		
Hey, me too.  Maybe a biscotti.
	
 
		
		
Someone's bringing me a pizza. I'm okay with that.
	
 
		
		
I had a guy offer me coffee the other morning, but I think it was some kind of sales pitch, and I had already had mine for the day, so I REJECTED it.