Well, in a mercenary sense, I'm just talking about making out and a possible blow job.

My crushes always involve initial thoughts of what make ME feel good. To add to all my other basically unrequested advice, I'll say - Allsyson, if you do decide to jump in quickly with this guy - I recommend getting yours upfront and service him afterwards.

I recommend getting yours upfront and service him afterwards.

This is actually a lifestyle choice for me...and has been for years.

Like Pink says: Keep your drink, just give me the money. It's just you and your hand tonight!

It's the same idea, anyway.

In a sense, it is a lifestyle choice for me to. It means being single and not needing to compromise what I want for another adult.

It means being single and not needing to compromise what I want for another adult.

Bingo.

Interestingly enough...to me anyway...once I adopted this policy, my partners seemed to enjoy themselves a lot more too.

But, um, if we were in Bitches, which we're not, so I'm not saying the this thing about how I'm particularly get-offy about doing that particular thing. So it's win/win.

And let us not discuss that matter any further and resume arguing about neighbor-love.

But at any rate, even that seems like a wrong fantasy to have about recently separated neighbor boy.

I just want someone to bring me a freakin' latte.

Hey, me too. Maybe a biscotti.

Someone's bringing me a pizza. I'm okay with that.

I had a guy offer me coffee the other morning, but I think it was some kind of sales pitch, and I had already had mine for the day, so I REJECTED it.