she wants us to take that half day some other time
Yes, that totally rocks. But the true test is--if you took today off, do you get the half day too somewhere else too?
Okay, I'm kidding. That's a solid deal as is.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 25, 2007 7:48:04 am PDT #9230 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - May 25, 2007 7:53:12 am PDT #9231 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Girl calls for police help over messy room
A nine-year-old German girl was so upset about having to tidy her room she put up a sign in her window urging passers-by to call police for help.
Pedestrians in the central city of Braunschweig saw the girl crying in the window, holding up a sign up saying "Help! Please call the police!" Next to her sat a small boy.
Quickly alerted, officers rushed to the scene to discover the girl had rowed with her mother about tidying her room and enlisted her two-year-old brother's aid to attract attention.
"The room looked like a battlefield," said a spokesman for local police on Monday. "Officers told the girl to tidy her room. When they came back two hours later to check, it was all cleaned up. And the mother and daughter had made up too."
Somehow it doesn't seem right that the police came back to make sure she cleaned her room. But that's kinda' cool too.
§ ita § - May 25, 2007 8:04:10 am PDT #9232 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So if you're not supposed to be fired for indulging your sex obsession at work by gratifying yourself online, what shouls your employers do?
I think it's way cool when plane crash survivors are found.
Jamaicans seem to get a finger in every pie, even the nasty ones.
And with that, I should get breakfast.
shrift - May 25, 2007 8:11:12 am PDT #9233 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Ha ha, I love it when people call me and ask for answers as if I have any authority to make decisions here whatsoever.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2007 8:17:28 am PDT #9234 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So if you're not supposed to be fired for indulging your sex obsession at work by gratifying yourself online, what shouls your employers do?
Set up a 976 hotline and change his job description to "customer service"?
lori - May 25, 2007 8:57:55 am PDT #9235 of 10001
More pictures of the twins in big kid cribs.
shrift - May 25, 2007 8:58:46 am PDT #9236 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Am I bored enough to read an e-mail from an ex? Or respond to a request from an old friend to join Facebook?
I think I'll just, uh, refresh livejournal instead.
§ ita § - May 25, 2007 9:00:45 am PDT #9237 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I love those alert eyes.
In a move of staggering (yet probably predictable) idiocy I have forgotten my migraine abortives at home.
§ ita § - May 25, 2007 9:01:07 am PDT #9238 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
respond to a request from an old friend to join Facebook?
Do that!
shrift - May 25, 2007 9:02:15 am PDT #9239 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
But ita, then people will be able to find me.