Girl calls for police help over messy room
A nine-year-old German girl was so upset about having to tidy her room she put up a sign in her window urging passers-by to call police for help.
Pedestrians in the central city of Braunschweig saw the girl crying in the window, holding up a sign up saying "Help! Please call the police!" Next to her sat a small boy.
Quickly alerted, officers rushed to the scene to discover the girl had rowed with her mother about tidying her room and enlisted her two-year-old brother's aid to attract attention.
"The room looked like a battlefield," said a spokesman for local police on Monday. "Officers told the girl to tidy her room. When they came back two hours later to check, it was all cleaned up. And the mother and daughter had made up too."
Somehow it doesn't seem right that the police came back to make sure she cleaned her room. But that's kinda' cool too.
So if you're not supposed to be fired for indulging your sex obsession at work by gratifying yourself online, what shouls your employers do?
I think it's way cool when plane crash survivors are found.
Jamaicans seem to get a finger in every pie, even the nasty ones.
And with that, I should get breakfast.
Ha ha, I love it when people call me and ask for answers as if I have any authority to make decisions here whatsoever.
So if you're not supposed to be fired for indulging your sex obsession at work by gratifying yourself online, what shouls your employers do?
Set up a 976 hotline and change his job description to "customer service"?
Am I bored enough to read an e-mail from an ex? Or respond to a request from an old friend to join Facebook?
I think I'll just, uh, refresh livejournal instead.
I love those alert eyes.
In a move of staggering (yet probably predictable) idiocy I have forgotten my migraine abortives at home.
But ita, then people will be able to
find me.
They look so much more like big babies in those cribs (as opposed to tiny preemies). I know they are still small, but I can't get over how *baby!* they look now.