This morning apparently I am the Dark Roast Queen of Gronkonia, and my arch rival Gnargh of Nod has stolen my fine motor control and spatial recognition.
::slips lacrosse helmet onto shrift's head to protect her from bumping into things::
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
This morning apparently I am the Dark Roast Queen of Gronkonia, and my arch rival Gnargh of Nod has stolen my fine motor control and spatial recognition.
::slips lacrosse helmet onto shrift's head to protect her from bumping into things::
A bunch of cute and/or funny animal pictures: [link]
Why am I STARVING at 10:15 am? I ate brekkie!
My mother is tempting me to come with the kids to Boston/the Cape in June. For a week. Aside from $450 and traveling with 2 kids alone (mr. flea would stay home and WORK), is there any reason not to? Hmmm.
Theo, if you're on and seeing Nutty, tell her to think about whether she'd be free to hand out at the beach with just me and the kids June 11-13 (or possibly in Boston if the renters don't leave fast enough).
Hmmmmm!!
t adjusts her lacrosse helmet
I am actually kind of surprised that I haven't fallen down or hit my head yet. So far I've just been weaving like I don't have my sea legs, barely able to track, and dropping everything I pick up at least three times.
I'm starving as well. But I didn't have breakfast (unless coffee and OJ counts.) I usually last until 11:30 or so, though.
I'm so tired. Coffee hasn't helped.
Anyway, here's what I'm wondering: Would a really big cardboard box half-filled with Styrofoam peanuts be a good place for a nap?
Pluses: I am totally leaving early today; I don't have to work over the weekend; and case-celebratory lunch is being provided reportedly with wine.
Minuses: I have to get everything done in the next hour and a half. If anyone has any ideas for how to represent a PMMA in a signature block, I am ALL EARS.
My mother is tempting me to come with the kids to Boston/the Cape in June. For a week. Aside from $450 and traveling with 2 kids alone (mr. flea would stay home and WORK), is there any reason not to? Hmmm.
OK, now I'm thinking "Toddlers! Toddlers on a motherfuckin PLANE!" and cracking up.
Would a really big cardboard box half-filled with Styrofoam peanuts be a good place for a nap?
Try it and report back in the name of nappy-time science.
Had breakfast at 5:30 AM after having woken up at 4:00. By now, I'm just all, "WAIT! I'm tired!" and I sort of fucked up and forgot to pump. Oops. Damn. No way around it now.
I knew there was something I was supposed to do.