Or unimproved by clarity.
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - May 24, 2007 12:32:51 pm PDT #9098 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tom Scola - May 24, 2007 12:37:42 pm PDT #9099 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
The thing that makes me jealous about the new SATs is that they don't have analogies! I would have killed for an SAT without analogies.
As I've mentioned before, Tom Scola : analogies :: fish : bicycle.
SuziQ - May 24, 2007 12:40:50 pm PDT #9100 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
No analogies?!?!? That is just WRONG.
-t - May 24, 2007 12:43:00 pm PDT #9101 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
SAT:analogies::Caesar salad:anchovies
tommyrot - May 24, 2007 12:44:12 pm PDT #9102 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Though some studies suggest that men and women do have an unconscious sense of when a woman enters a fertile period and is ripe for mating, there is no obvious outward sign as there is for most mammals. Many female monkeys, for example, get bright red butts when they release an egg. But women are poker butts, even to themselves, which is why they are left to temperature-taking and guessing in order to time ovulation.
I just like the phrase, "Women are poker butts."
Vortex - May 24, 2007 12:45:45 pm PDT #9103 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Heh. My friend K swears that she knows when she's ovulating and seemed surprised that we didn't know when we were ovulating.
sumi - May 24, 2007 12:48:28 pm PDT #9104 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
-t - May 24, 2007 12:51:04 pm PDT #9105 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Can't breathe. Laughing too hard.
Damn, that got made fast. Spot on.
I used to think I knew when I was ovulating, but when I was testing for it my intuition did not match the test results, so now I have no idea.
bon bon - May 24, 2007 12:58:40 pm PDT #9106 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Honestly reading "why do women orgasm" next to that msnbc guy's face made me click away. Grody.
Steph L. - May 24, 2007 1:43:30 pm PDT #9107 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Heh. My friend K swears that she knows when she's ovulating and seemed surprised that we didn't know when we were ovulating.
This seems better suited to Bitches, but -- I get a really sharp pain in the general Ovary Region when I'm ovulating. I definitely know.
"why do women orgasm"
Nobody told me not to.