Some of the Fark LOLPresidents are incredibly offensive (how shocking), but a few of them made me laugh a lot. My favorites:

• Bush/Cheney: "I wish I could quit you."

• Washington: "Im crossin the delawarez to kill ur doodz."

• Gore: "I has a prezidency. Nooo! Dey be stealin my prezidency!"

• Bush: "I'm in ur countryz destroyin ur foreign relashuns."

• Bush: "I has a budget. Nooo! Dey be stealin my budget!"

I can't link to individual pictures, or I would. The pictures are what make them really funny.

I was just watching in the breakroom while my bagel toasted. That man honestly just implied - damn near outright stated - that anyone killed in Iraq over the next couple of months is the fault of people against the war. Because the terrorists know now that this is how they can weaken our will.

Thank god it was captions and not sound or I'd have fucking lost it.

Being at work means I can't hear the president. this is one of the good things about work (see! I can be positive I swear!)

Flying flaming toaster! Reminds me of that screen saver that Macs used to have.

I'm in a weird head space today.

get me to San Francisco and back for $177. So freaking tempting.

What time should I meet you at the airport?

Uh, it's not that fascinating.

I'm trapped in a cubicle with nothing to do. The bar for entertainment is set pretty low. That being said, chucking a flaming toaster with no sproing out a window = hilarious.

I'll have to show the fare to Mr. Jane and explain how it's actually saving money for me to take another vacation. Really though, it is 40% down from the average.

ETA: Ok. There's something freaky going on with Travelocity and buffistas. Besides sending me the cheapo SF fare, it just sent me another email telling me I can save $75 if I go see Laura in Florida.

They react as one would to a flaming toaster chucked in your direction.

One of my college suite-mates used to tell a story about how was she was visiting Catholic high schools the current students chucked a doll they'd set on fire dressed in the school uniform out the window into the crowd of prospective students/parents being given a tour. Hee!

I can't listen to those news conferences. Just can't.

I was wrong about the work thing. I hate being wrong. ugh. at least I didn't fight my position in the meeting.

ok, now lunch.

I am moved into my new cubicle - all boxes are unpacked. Bored now.

Flaming toasters out windows = awesome.

I never threw a flaming toaster out a window, but I may or may not have been involved in an incident on Halloween freshman year wherein some lit jack-o-lanterns came to be tossed out a 4th-floor dorm window and may or may not have lit part of the lawn and someone's bicycle wheel on fire.

Had my (hopefully) last sonogram today. Baby is 7 pounds currently, meaning he will likely be 9-ish by his due date. Um, ouch! On the plus side, I think this means I get to go back to drinking as much coffee as I want (since the only semi-proven side effect in humans is low birth weight, which seems pretty clearly not an issue for us. Did I mention OUCH???)