Oh, see, there's spanking, and then there's spanking. For me, domestic discipline specifically involves so much patriarchal bullshit that I am almost paralyzed by the overwhelming desire to choke a bitch.
Consensual? Sure! Corrective? GRAR.
Wrod.
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
'Jaynestown'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 23, 2007 7:41:28 am PDT #8849 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
JZ - May 23, 2007 7:55:34 am PDT #8850 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm thinking of my parents' relationship, and the only possible good reason that comes to mind is "He's tired of living."
Every time you post about your mom, Matt, I love her a little bit more.
Fred Pete - May 23, 2007 7:59:01 am PDT #8851 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
What shrift and Steph said.
tommyrot - May 23, 2007 8:21:22 am PDT #8852 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Today is the first day in which the total world population of city-dwellers exceeds the total world population of rural-folk.
There’s no big countdown billboard or sign in Times Square to denote it, but Wednesday, May 23, 2007, represents a major demographic shift, according to scientists from North Carolina State University and the University of Georgia: For the first time in human history, the earth’s population will be more urban than rural.
Working with United Nations estimates that predict the world will be 51.3 percent urban by 2010, the researchers projected the May 23, 2007, transition day based on the average daily rural and urban population increases from 2005 to 2010. On that day, a predicted global urban population of 3,303,992,253 will exceed that of 3,303,866,404 rural people.
shrift - May 23, 2007 9:05:23 am PDT #8853 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Today I think is a day that will never end! It will just go on and on, my friend!
Theodosia - May 23, 2007 9:19:47 am PDT #8854 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
My day got briefly more exciting for a few minutes when I realized I'd put the wrong date down on the calendar I'd entered my airplane reservations into. No, it really IS tomorrow that I fly... not today (and 15 minutes ago, to boot).
shrift - May 23, 2007 9:26:16 am PDT #8855 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
For lack of anything better to do, I'm back to reading about FanLib.
Tom Scola - May 23, 2007 9:27:53 am PDT #8856 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Read this instead: passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers
Sue - May 23, 2007 9:34:24 am PDT #8857 of 10001
hip deep in pie
OMG, I could fill a whole blog with those kind of notes from around my office.
§ ita § - May 23, 2007 9:34:51 am PDT #8858 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I forgot the yahoo id that links to my ita_ita_ita flickr account. So I can't play BRQG.
Today's blouse is more sheer than I was expecting. A simple all the way down bra isn't enough. Will need tank or camisole.
Ah, well, next time.
I hate knowing today's migraine is going to be a doozy. Wednesdays are especially bad for me, for reasons I can't divine. I hope that not taking Percoset last night isn't a factor, but I'm already feeling the left arm weakness, and that never ends well. Still, live in the moment rather than fear of the next onset. Hard to do sometimes, but I gotta try.