Godzilla vs. Jesus!
Is that the 900' Jesus?
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 22, 2007 10:52:53 am PDT #8720 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vortex - May 22, 2007 10:53:02 am PDT #8721 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Our phones have a horrible feature: you can force the recipient's phone to go into speakerphone mode. Basically, you can FORCE their phone to answer.
I used to be receptionist, and it was handy for me. That way the person didn't have to stop what they were doing if they didn't want to pick up.
sarameg - May 22, 2007 10:55:55 am PDT #8722 of 10001
That way the person didn't have to stop what they were doing if they didn't want to pick up.
But they do! It's the equivalent of barging into their office and starting talking, regardless of the fact they might actually be doing something or talking to someone else! If I'm not answering my phone, there's a damned good reason!
tommyrot - May 22, 2007 10:58:15 am PDT #8723 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Snow cat! [link]
A barnyard cat surveys the top of a fence after a heavy snowfall in the village of Cremona in Alberta, Canada, on May 21.
§ ita § - May 22, 2007 11:00:50 am PDT #8724 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I may be able to eat. Must dash off downstairs and see if I can fit in a fruit salad before this crazy moment passes.
Kevin - May 22, 2007 11:02:42 am PDT #8725 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
I'm with sarameg -- that feature would drive me insane. My company has a '3 ring policy' - somebody in the department has to answer the phone within 3 rings, and there's no voicemail. That also drives me insane.
shrift - May 22, 2007 11:06:43 am PDT #8726 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Godzilla vs. Jesus!
Has it been immortalized in song? I might consider throwing over the Batman vs. Godzilla song in its favor, because you don't mess with the Jesus.
DavidS - May 22, 2007 11:17:15 am PDT #8727 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
because you don't mess with the Jesus.
Is he meaner than a junkyard dog?
tommyrot - May 22, 2007 11:17:44 am PDT #8728 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, you could rewrite Jim Croce's "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"...
Heh. Croce x-posty....
Toddson - May 22, 2007 11:18:52 am PDT #8729 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Tommy, this might interest you.